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no that what a bitch be thinking why your little dick sweaty ass is on top of her

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I have a life. I go camping and eat mayonaise sandwiches

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if she's going to start shit, give it back tenfold but be creative. lots of white dudes just yelling slurs at one black chick is just ugly.

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Well, as I newcomer here I'm not familiar with the lady, so I'll just take a shot in the dark here, these are for you, Sam

Coordinating Conjunctions
The simple, little conjunctions are called coordinating conjunctions:

and but or yet for nor so

(It may help you remember these conjunctions by recalling that they all have fewer than four letters. Also, remember the acronym FANBOYS: For-And-Nor-But-Or-Yet-So. Be careful of the words then and now; neither is a coordinating conjunction, so what we say about coordinating conjunctions' roles in a sentence and punctuation does not apply to those two words.)

Well how'd I do? That shit about Fanboys was by complete coincidence, so I know it was meant to be. I'll just sit back and assume my place on her shit list now, I expect . . .

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This is the worst attempt at a Sammura I've ever seen. Worse yet, since it was a deactivated user it's obviously an inside job. Zenman confess at once and we can all move along.

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Not only that, I suck on toes. But, I'd most likely rather fuck a rabbit than get close enough to piss on you. You probably have those crusty dry feet, yellow scales peeling off, smelling like rhinoceros ass. Ever heard of pumice, sweets? Exfoliate that shit, my man.

And, they make a drug to stop your toenails from turning orange and falling off. I think you have to bathe regularly though, so it may not be the best choice for you.

BTW, post a pic of your nappy dogs to prove me wrong. I want everybody to lose their lunch.

Really, I love you Sam. And I missed you.

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um don't you have to go buy somecheap stripper outfit and some hookershoes, we all know that's how your old ass get these underage runaway bitches untill they get tired of being stuck with you , missing out on all the young new dick walking around, cause you start whinning about them using you for your money.

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because yall can't get me to curse you out.

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We have already gotten you to do that. Its a shame really that you can't be a more collected and reasonable person but don't blame us when the blame clearly lies with you.

Love and Kisses,
CM

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um don't you have to go buy somecheap stripper outfit and some hookershoes, we all know that's how your old ass get these underage runaway bitches untill they get tired of being stuck with you , missing out on all the young new dick walking around, cause you start whinning about them using you for your money.

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Naw I keep it all on hand all the time. And I have enough money to last through many young whores. But the funny thing is the real Sam wasn't' around during that posting, so how does it come up here?
Do you need me to go get you some cat food and corn chips? Or better yet what does a fake Sam eat? Ruffles and dog food? Kibbles and bits?

Just so you can feel good about yourself. I can afford more young chicks than you can afford young guys, or old guys for that matter.

Check you house, see any young guys there? I thought not. But I still have tanta. Interesting don't you think?

You can still think can't you.

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tantas' Daddy lays it down like it is. Don't fuck with the old guy with the young babe.... we all want to be him now or later in life.

I want to know who this fake sam is or who replaced her brain with one in the 70-90 IQ points range.

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No these post are from someone with an average IQ trying to post as an idiot. Or a slightly lower than average IQ. Either way this is not the Sammura of our past. Just someone trying to stir things up for us to post to.

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Conspiracy is afoot, where is our friend Bornyo?

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So this is the infamous Sammura, huh? I'm just going to assume she used to be far more entertaining.

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This is not the real cat food and corn chips Sammura. My she rest in pieces.

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So this is the infamous Sammura, huh? I'm just going to assume she used to be far more entertaining.

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I want to know who this fake sam is or who replaced her brain with one in the 70-90 IQ points range.

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That would be a pretty big upgrade...

It's the same user ID that was Samurra last year.

Maybe she's on good behavior to try to ask Kyoto for a date?

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Conspiracy is afoot, where is our friend Bornyo?

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