Welcome RacerX. Maybe you could answer a few questions:

1. Has Peter North tried to inappropriately probe you?

2. Has Peter North put GHB in your drink in hopes of inappropriately probing you at a later time?

3. Has ADTBigBalls (ADT's bono-One) ever met you at AEE and told you that it was an honor to meet you, then asked you if he could buy you a beer later?

4. Has Luke Ford every reported an unflattering story about you? If so, did you contemplate breaking his legs, or, at the very least, leaving a burning lunch bag full of dog shit on his doorstep?

5. Have you sodomized Taylor Rain? If you have, was lube necessary?

6. Is Elton John's Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding not the greatest song in the history of music?

7. Have you ever had the urge to break Kurt Lockwood's legs, or, at the very least, leave a burning lunch bag full of dog shit on his doorstep? Of course this is assuming that you're not Kurt. If you are, stop being such a pompous queer.

8. Can you name a popular starlet who vehemently denies ever escorting, but you know for a fact does or has at one time?

And last but not least...

9. Does Nacho Vidal pump man-ass in his personal life? I'm sure a lot of people here would care to know.