I, Random P. Winterbottom, do hereby retract my earlier statement. It was rash and unfounded. Clearly I should have waited till all the facts were in before I sullied my reputation with such presumptions. So now, in front of my peers, I will speak the truth. I will speak forth in a manner that is not flattering, but wholeheartedly honest.

This girl is not really that hot. She posseses no characteristics that will in anyway set her apart from every other overdone pornstar. She is no "supermodel".

I'd like to thank the court for allowing me this opportunity to make right my wrong. I humbly ask that it looks past my indiscretion. I look forward to moving on from this whole ordeal. God bless.