Until the cretins at JM Productions make the official "The Soothing Sounds of Gag Factor" cd, I took it upon myself to make you the unofficial version of "The Soothing Sounds of Gag Factor Volume 1" so as to hold you over. Public release of this unofficial volume has been sanctioned by the Gagfather himself, Mr. Steward.

I chose the most horrible and wonderful sounding scenes of all of those that are in my own personal Gag Factor DVD collection, putting the gagging sounds ONTOP of tragic sounding music. There are four songs in all, making this first unofficial volume over 40 minutes long. All are presented in 192kbps quality and are in .mp3 format, and they are all properly id-tagged. I sincerely hope you enjoy the product of the hard work and many hours that I put into this project (which could otherwise have been used to work on my MA thesis- Gag Factor over school though, eh?) and hope even more that you'll play it in your campaign truck as you drive around the beautiful streets of America or listen to it as you relax in a hot bath after a hard day. I myself listened to it on my mp3 player yesterday during my Sunday afternoon walk around the lovely streets of Edmonton.

And without further ado...

OH DEAR GOD!!! NICKI HUNTER IS PRODUCING THE MOST HORRIFIC AND WONDERFUL SOUNDS!!! AND SHE'S HANGING HER HEAD UPSIDEDOWN!!!! SHE'S HANGING HER HEAD UPSIDEDOWN!!! SHE CAN HARDLY BREATH!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! WHY WHY WHY???!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! IT'S RENEE PORNERO!!!! AND SHE'S GETTING SENSELESSLY THROATFUCKED TO THE POINT OF INVOLUNTARILY PRODUCING HORRENDOUS NOISES EMINATING FROM HER THROAT!!! HUH? WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW? OH DEAR GOD!!! THEY'RE THROATFUCKING HER IN THE UPSIDEDOWN POSITION!!!!! NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY????!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS THIS CRETIN BEING SUCH A MYSOGYNISTIC PRICK TOWARDS TRINITY JAMES???? HE'S CALLING HER DEROGATORY NAMES!!!! AND NOW HE'S...HE'S (I CAN HARDLY BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT)...HE'S HANGING HER HEAD UPSIDEDOWN AND THROATFUCKING HER INTO OBLIVION!!!! WHY WHY WHY??!!

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST!!! AURORA SNOW IS GETTING RIDICULOUSLY THROATFUCKED BY HER BOYFRIEND!!!! AND SHE'S MAKING DUCK QUACKING SOUNDS AS A RESULT!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? SHE RECEIVED A SCHOLARSHIP TO GO TO COLLEGE BUT OPTED TO HANG HER UPSIDEDOWN AND QUACK LIKE A DUCK INSTEAD!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! THE HORROR....

Thanks,
Pericles


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