so here's my grand unifying theory. remember wankus' breakup announcement?

"Those of you who have been reading about Wankus and Tyler, Wankus and Stormy, Wankus and Anyone....don't play too much into the media hype. There were no outside influences or secret affairs that led to the break up with Daisy. We have been having some conflicting issues for a little while now and as much as it truly hurts both of us, for now, this is the best thing for both of us."

-so it's kicked off with a blatant lie, given wankus now does her PR and follows her around picking up singles at her dance gigs.I thought it was more than a little suspicious that he'd need to deny infidelity then follow it up with telling people his ex-girlfriend's email is shut off, she won't answer ims and will be unreachable. weird.

"Her KSEX email has been turned off and she asks that if you have her personal email addys or instant messenger info, that you don't contact her right now. It's not that she doesn't want to hear from you, it's that she needs a break and time away to heal from this emotional roller coaster we have been living lately."

-then comes the tyler faith angle, she was associated with JKP and then this
"Sechrest asked Faith where she was calling from. Faith said she was in Boston that she had to come home to take care of some business. "Tell me the dirt, girl," Sechrest urged.

"I had to go to court," Faith replied. "I had to give a deposition."

Asked what it was for, Faith was vague. "About something crazy. It's ridiculous." Faith answered yes when asked if it had to do with an ex-boyfriend or husband. Sechrest wondered if it was the football player. Faith said it wasn't and that she didn't like the idea of having to "rat".

"You didn't want to out your old Mafia boyfriend?" Sechrest asked"

-so we've got potentially two direct links from faith to badguys. faith's from boston and her accent is typical in the lower and straight middle-classes and she's got a vibe that practically screams "goodfellas-mobwife". she's got the accent that means she grew up with the kind of guys she was called to the deposition for.

so she supplied the muscle although wankus is sicilian and dishonest himself, but why did they do it given she was just a girlfriend and it was a lawyer-free deal?

i'll throw out the unthinkable-she was carrying his child. i blame the media for covering the peterson trial and giving him the idea. jules knew.

Some good may possibly come of this. If retribution is sought for Miss Faith's disloyalty, a "garbage man" may be dispatched to permanently eliminate the problem. We can only hope under the cover of darkness that this "garbage man" will be a poor shot, thus taking out a sleeping Wankus instead.