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thanks for the support, keep in mind that while i'll work for crack, you'll have to pay me in trashbarrels of it to elicit long posts.



I deleted a bunch of stuff just to shorten the post but having your floors sanded and refinished is the most disruptive renovation you can have done. You should have called ahead. You could have flown to Charleston, I'd drive down to meet you and you could have mapped out your plans for the Cage. My sister flew south from Chicago this weekend - I'm not so sure she isn't Smiling Arab. We talk around the subject at these awkward family reunions. I know for a fact that she is a librarian, so playing an attorney on a porn message board would not be a stretch for her.

I really want to try that crack stuff but I can't seem to find it around here. At this point I'd be happy to see the boys from Athens, GA show up with their supply of magic mushrooms.