i used to terrorize llamas at this yuppie-farmstand my parents used to spend an unnacceptably-long period of time for little kids to wait. i'm guessing they viewed strange peruvian horse-monsters as free babysitting.

anyhow, one day the llamas took a stand by SPITTING at me. they missed, but those things are the peter norths of the animal-kingdom, they can fucking launch phlegm like 20feet.

my guess is they started out as camels but touched brazilian soil and became horribly-perverted from their original form.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits