I love Bill's last quote:

"This thread has gone so ridiculously far off topic, that I'm shutting it down. If anyone would like to start a new topic to discuss Jewel, be my guest."

I wonder how long that one would last?
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin