monkey got tired of carrying the cage on the majority of monkey's posts alone.

Monkey will return,since he's the most indestructable person around here that never seems to go away,no matter what happens.

less than a month now and he returns

It's the TV generation. People expect to click and sit there slack-jawed and drooling and someone will entertain them.

Of course, that's what I do when watching porn...

yeah... maybe monkey is weary of moonwalking through fires for everybody else's entertainment & maybe I should no longer ponder his departure w/ half baked theories... yeah. good advice.