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#88806 - 03/05/05 07:17 PM Any rednecks need dates?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#88807 - 03/05/05 07:31 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
love it the girl on the banner is drinking a cool coors 16oz! haha

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#88808 - 03/05/05 08:50 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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You fuckers think you're so smart. You should get down on your knees daily and thank God for us rednecks.

By the way, rednecks don't drink Coors - she's a model.

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#88809 - 03/05/05 08:54 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I drink coors

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#88810 - 03/05/05 08:57 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Drazen Offline
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Registered: 03/01/05
Posts: 25
So do I

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#88811 - 03/05/05 09:12 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I drink coors




I rest my case.

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#88812 - 03/05/05 09:23 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I drink olde english 800 so I guess I'm out
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#88813 - 03/05/05 09:30 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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hehe I drink that to, as a matter of fact I'll drink anything.
However my point is I have been to more than one byob line dancing bar and i see a lot of coors

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#88814 - 03/05/05 09:41 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 09/23/04
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hehe I drink that to, as a matter of fact I'll drink anything.
However my point is I have been to more than one byob line dancing bar and i see a lot of coors




As an official redneck with a white-collar job, I can speak on this subject. There are a few beers a true redneck can drink, to wit:

Young rednecks with a job: Budweiser (aka Bud Red or Bud Fat)
Older Rednecks with a job: Bud Light
Rednecks with money or a boyfriend with money: Michelob Light
Rednecks trying to impress someone: Heinekin
Rednecks when nobody's looking: Busch or Natural
Rednecks who really don't give a damn: Miller Lite

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#88815 - 03/05/05 09:42 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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I drink olde english 800 so I guess I'm out




Hey, that is what the Cholas suck down my way

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#88816 - 03/05/05 09:44 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn right and always remember to pour a little off before your first sip for all your homies
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#88817 - 03/05/05 09:53 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
fuck that that shit is .98 a bottle i cant afford to throw it away

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#88818 - 03/05/05 10:05 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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#88819 - 03/06/05 06:47 AM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
When I was in college in Austin, Texas(capital 'T', for you fucking yankees), I drank more natural ice than should be allowed,

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#88820 - 03/06/05 09:27 AM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Redneck chicas prefer Coors Light. I am a poor excuse for a redneck I hate all domestic beers.

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#88821 - 03/06/05 11:48 AM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I hate Yankees too can I be a redneck?
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#88822 - 03/06/05 12:02 PM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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When I was in college in Austin, Texas(capital 'T', for you fucking yankees), I drank more natural ice than should be allowed,






That Liberal bastion is a blight on the rest of the state. I'm a thinkin that rainbow flag waving haven is overdue for some big time urban renewal vis-a-vis a squadron on AC-130 gunships.



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#88823 - 03/07/05 05:27 AM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

When I was in college in Austin, Texas(capital 'T', for you fucking yankees), I drank more natural ice than should be allowed,






That Liberal bastion is a blight on the rest of the state. I'm a thinkin that rainbow flag waving haven is overdue for some big time urban renewal vis-a-vis a squadron on AC-130 gunships.







No shit! It's like fucking San Francisco in the middle of a cattle ranch.

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#88824 - 03/08/05 09:44 AM Re: Any rednecks need dates?
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Posts: 7408
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hehe I drink that to, as a matter of fact I'll drink anything.





Spoken like a true whore.
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