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#88783 - 03/05/05 04:22 PM Kami should direct
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Why the fuck not? She has more of a clue than most of those female directors put together. Shit, I just saw that even a hizzoe like Vanessa Blue got a deal to direct a female dom line sort of. What sayeth the perverts"? Just think about it.
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#88784 - 03/05/05 05:03 PM Re: Kami should direct
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I agree 100% I would love to direct. I don't know how creative I am, but I care about everything I do. I have no qualms about abusing whores! I understand lighting and shooting and can do my own post work (kinda)]

Lizzy Borden is one of the sickest gals I've met, "I would like to make stuff so hot that I get indited like her. The stuff she is doing now is better than ever.

I want to direct but i want to use a diffrent name so I dont fall into the porn chicks name slapped on a box stero type. But Ill take any bone they throw me.

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#88785 - 03/05/05 05:12 PM Re: Kami should direct
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Kami, not creative? you've got demons to unleash girl... heck, I'll give you ideas and you can put them into motion. we could be a dream team or nightmare machine....
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#88786 - 03/05/05 05:18 PM Re: Kami should direct
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I would love to see Kami direct, someone make it so now. Kami you can use the alias- Salami as your director's name
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#88787 - 03/05/05 05:41 PM Re: Kami should direct
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Anyway, some female will be known for breaking barriers, it might as well be Kami. It's not a tough sell, gonzo needs a bitch with guts to really make the shit perverts love.... On that note, just wait until the Smutmutant "vision" of hardcore hallucinogenic chaos hits the shelves, but w/ my luck the world will be in ruin before that happens. If not, it'd be a sign of the apocalypse when I get behind the camera. wait and see....
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#88788 - 03/05/05 06:28 PM Re: Kami should direct
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hey i have some great footage of tripped out porn chicks but no releases, falls into the home use only catagory, i also have footage of me peeing on hookers before i got in the biz (good times)
haha

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#88789 - 03/05/05 08:15 PM Re: Kami should direct
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that's music to my eyes, Kami, I knew you had it in you and I need to see it...
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#88790 - 03/05/05 10:13 PM Re: Kami should direct
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Kami, not creative?



I hope nobody overlooked the funniest post of the year:

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Im trying to overcome childhood molestation.
All my fiends were molested, every roomate I ever had has a rape story. but damn it all to hell no one would molest me. I ever walked late at night alone, crawled in bed with my uncle and nothing!!! wasn't I pretty enough? Now i spend my adult life trying to get the innapropriate touching I missed as a child.



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#88791 - 03/06/05 09:25 AM Re: Kami should direct
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Registered: 08/05/04
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Kami - when directing how about using the name Kali Rattan? Kali for the Hindu goddess of death & Rattan for the REALLY evil guy in "Hardcore".

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#88792 - 03/06/05 11:29 AM Re: Kami should direct
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I have a name picked out but its a secret its uh Mike John, do you like it?

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#88793 - 03/06/05 11:47 AM Re: Kami should direct
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how about "Wang"
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#88794 - 03/06/05 12:23 PM Re: Kami should direct
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I have a name picked out but its a secret its uh Mike John, do you like it?




Here's the title to your first series for Smutmutant Productions: KAMI POV
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#88795 - 03/06/05 01:28 PM Re: Kami should direct
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honestly i need to get my shit more together and focus on my Salome evolution before i try to be yet another thing.
In about 6 months Im gonna press the point but right now Im really happy. My contract is going great I have a man, I lost weight and it's sunny today.

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#88796 - 03/06/05 01:35 PM Re: Kami should direct
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yeah, looking at my own pathetic situation I still have many hurdles before Smutmutant Fantasies get rolling and you can see I'm in no rush, but why bother w/ having a man though? seems like it'd be a pointless distraction to Salome.
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#88797 - 03/06/05 05:43 PM Re: Kami should direct
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haha 90% of mt day is spent distracting myself, shiny objects powdery stuff etc

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#88798 - 03/06/05 09:10 PM Re: Kami should direct
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I hear ya... 90% of my day is spent distracting myself w/ porn, black metal, and pills but when the sun is shining upon your heart please remember these cynical words of wisdom somebody just recently shared w/ me:
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sure they are coming into your life, where they will bleed you dry and move on to be the petrfect person for some one else.

hope is useless



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#88799 - 03/06/05 10:12 PM Re: Kami should direct
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I have a man



I almost missed this. Have you shown him this post so he understands the consequences of misbehaving?
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#88800 - 03/07/05 12:49 AM Re: Kami should direct
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#88801 - 03/07/05 08:03 AM Re: Kami should direct
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Is this the lucky guy, Kami?


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#88802 - 03/07/05 01:14 PM Re: Kami should direct
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haha hes not my husband he just played one on TV

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#88803 - 03/07/05 01:32 PM Re: Kami should direct
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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i also have footage of me peeing on hookers before i got in the biz (good times)
haha




now thats what am talking about. do you also have footage of yourself pooping on whores?
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#88804 - 03/07/05 01:39 PM Re: Kami should direct
Kami Andrews Offline
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shhhh im still pissed those got out

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#88805 - 03/07/05 04:24 PM Re: Kami should direct
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haha hes not my husband he just played one on TV





http://www.gurlsluvgurls.com/new/pleasebangmywife/pics/11/index.htm
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