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Anyone remember Texas Dildo Masquerade?

It was practically a shot-for-shot porno remake of the classic. Ron Jeremy as wheelchair bound Franklin was fucking hilarious. I also loved Dave Hardman as The Hitchhiker.

Also money, was Mila getting rammed in the ass by the dildo-drill thing during an orgy and spitting a major loogie on her co-star, whose name escapes me right now. Anyways, her co-star doesn't care for Mila's gook, and responds by slapping a stunned Mila hard across the face.