I know, some of my early Cage posts fell flat and it's hard to compare to the monkey, but you still gotta try.
Historically speaking, when monkey first came here he rocked the boat and got banned once or twice, but he kept coming back. It seemed like he was out to sabotage the board, but once I realized his insidious posts were challenging the status quo in a way and the fact I hate Fayner and Wankus I thought it'd be best to support smelly monkey as the perfect weapon against these idiots. I'd be shocked if he didn't return to save the Cage from apathy.... until then I'll give it my best shot.