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#88494 - 03/03/05 09:11 AM abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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which do you choose? nobody can fill the monkey's shoes, but all of these people jumping overboard when the ship ain't sunk are like a bunch of jenna fans... jenna goes they go, monkey goes they go... sad. you know who I'm talking about. shame them out of the shadows or forget about it... maybe I shouldn't really give a shit about keeping the Cage alive, but I hate to see all the monkey's hard work go down the tubes. Step up or as Sammura would say: Who's gonna be bold enough?
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#88495 - 03/03/05 11:38 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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What is all the hubub about anyway - He shall return in a month anyway (well actually 29 days)
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#88496 - 03/03/05 12:25 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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meh. the "i shall post here no more" post is the new black
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#88497 - 03/03/05 12:26 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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#88498 - 03/03/05 12:42 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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cleet, he's really not coming back. that's from the man himself.
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#88499 - 03/03/05 01:57 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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James, how do we know that you ain't in on the trick?
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#88500 - 03/03/05 02:18 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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my info is correct
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#88501 - 03/03/05 02:24 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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I'd launch more threads here, but as a stated in another thread, I'm no good at actually starting them. The ones I do start seem to go over like a lead balloon, and rightfully so.

It is kind of a shame that the once mighty Monkey Cage now has one foot in the grave. But the thing is, Monkey was really that good. Love him or hate him, he was as entertaining as a retarded juggler. Filling his shoes would be damn hard.

When Monkey split, I thought the Gods here put out an APB for a suitable replacement, which is where I thought Very Handy came in. Clearly that wasn't the case.

I do hope someone comes along that can re-energize this board with the same demented enthusiasm that Monkey had.

P.S. While I'm here, can someone shed light on where the Monkey originated? Was he a poster that eventually got his own forum or just some one Jeff or Tony knew would be a good addition? Is he involved in the porn industry or someone who knows people within it?
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#88502 - 03/03/05 02:33 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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I know, some of my early Cage posts fell flat and it's hard to compare to the monkey, but you still gotta try.
Historically speaking, when monkey first came here he rocked the boat and got banned once or twice, but he kept coming back. It seemed like he was out to sabotage the board, but once I realized his insidious posts were challenging the status quo in a way and the fact I hate Fayner and Wankus I thought it'd be best to support smelly monkey as the perfect weapon against these idiots. I'd be shocked if he didn't return to save the Cage from apathy.... until then I'll give it my best shot.

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#88503 - 03/03/05 02:45 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Well I liked your posts- at least the ones I knew who you were talking about
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#88504 - 03/03/05 02:55 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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thanks for your support Cleetus... remember you were a mod of the Cage when monkey got banned that time?
now post some threads.
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#88505 - 03/03/05 03:52 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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our fearless leader first appeared when fayner took over lukeford, harassing skeeter and fayner to the point fayner shut down the "comments" section altogether. he showed up here, claiming to own "smelly monkey productions" and got avn and gene ross to believe that marc wallice had died, drove several regulars to high-profile meltdowns and the rest is history....

i won't get into more of the conversation than this, but as of a day ago he's not coming back.
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#88506 - 03/03/05 04:15 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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I'm deadly curious as to why he was obsessed with Fayner.
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#88507 - 03/03/05 04:49 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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maybe because Fayner is an idiot...
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#88508 - 03/03/05 06:46 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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whose fucking couch is this
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#88509 - 03/03/05 09:03 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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There really isn't any other forum Monkey can go to and get the same support & freedom he can get here. On the other hand he may have simply burned out on cyberspace altogether and not be looking for anywhere to go. I have no clue what was going except that it had been building for a while and had nothing to do with XXXPT.

I'm a little surprised at how quickly and easily several people capitulated this time. When last Monkey was banned these people stepped up to fill the void but this time they've given up without a fight.

(and the inevitable question - which of the departed are Monkey pseudonyms?)
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#88510 - 03/03/05 09:23 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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(and the inevitable question - which of the departed are Monkey pseudonyms?)




No access to logs and IPs

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#88511 - 03/03/05 10:13 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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When last Monkey was banned these people stepped up to fill the void but this time they've given up without a fight.




you called down the thunder...well here it is
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#88512 - 03/03/05 10:26 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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(and the inevitable question - which of the departed are Monkey pseudonyms?)




that's what I was wondering.... guess it don't matter, but I was thinking the most monkey thing to do would just be vanishing w/a trace....
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#88513 - 03/03/05 10:36 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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28 days now- Tony put up one of those countdown clocks next to the wacky monkey animation
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#88514 - 03/03/05 11:11 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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killttboy/killsmartt/Lurid 2.0 was one of his alter egos.
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#88515 - 03/04/05 01:02 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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killttboy/killsmartt/Lurid 2.0 was one of his alter egos.



The original screen name was killsmelly. The others came later. I thought it was Rump at first.

PS. I'm still curious as to who was behind Ron Jeremy.
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#88516 - 03/04/05 06:32 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Quote:

Quote:

killttboy/killsmartt/Lurid 2.0 was one of his alter egos.



The original screen name was killsmelly. The others came later. I thought it was Rump at first.

PS. I'm still curious as to who was behind Ron Jeremy.




Not selling the monkey short, but I didn't smell any monkey in killtt/lurid/etc. If that was him he's even better than I thought he was.

I thought Garfield was a sham until the NABBA girlfriend thing happened then I thought shit there really is someone that dumb.

I think ALL these star wars fandudes are smartt. I mean, really. Gimme a break - star wars.

Monstar has to be a fake too. A make-up wearing glammed-out Indian? No way

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#88517 - 03/04/05 07:02 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Not selling the monkey short, but I didn't smell any monkey in killtt/lurid/etc. If that was him he's even better than I thought he was.

I thought Garfield was a sham until the NABBA girlfriend thing happened then I thought shit there really is someone that dumb.

I think ALL these star wars fandudes are smartt. I mean, really. Gimme a break - star wars.

Monstar has to be a fake too. A make-up wearing glammed-out Indian? No way




killtt/lurid/etc didn't seem like the monkey to me either

I thought monkey was just building JG up for a put down anyway.

I believe that smartt was too busy with his duties to the South American version of NAMBLA or SAMBLA to be posting very much at all.

As for monstar, what do you expect from california?

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#88518 - 03/04/05 07:26 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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killttboy and monkey both had one idiosyncratic way of misspelling certain words. If a short root vowel occured between two consonants, and the latter consonant was followed by a vowel, monkey tended to double the latter consonant. Eg, he spelled "malice" "mallice". "Satire" "sattire", etc. I came across a few examples like this though I can't remember them now.
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#88519 - 03/04/05 09:50 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Monkey will be back.I dont want to go into details but he is getting the help that he needs right now so lets all join hands and say a prayer for our fallen friend.Those months he spent with Fayner lead to some bad habits and now monkey wants to get better.Good luck monkey,with a little help you will be able to rid yourself of those demons you have inside you.
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#88520 - 03/04/05 09:56 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Monkey sometimes used a few British spellings also, i.e. "colour" instead of "color". People who grow up in the US almost never do this. But he usually didn't do it, nor did he use any British syntax such as some uses of "got" etc.
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#88521 - 03/04/05 12:37 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Monkey will be back.I dont want to go into details but he is getting the help that he needs right now so lets all join hands and say a prayer for our fallen friend.Those months he spent with Fayner lead to some bad habits and now monkey wants to get better.Good luck monkey,with a little help you will be able to rid yourself of those demons you have inside you.





See, I told you all pops would return- 27
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#88522 - 03/04/05 10:41 PM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
smutspov Offline
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Cleetus thinks monkey's at the Betty Ford clinic drying out like Drew Barrymore...
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#88523 - 03/08/05 09:26 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Quote:

Cleetus thinks monkey's at the Betty Ford clinic drying out like Drew Barrymore...





Its true.From what I hear he is doing well and may even get a early release.When he gets out we all need to be very supportive to keep him away from the .
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#88524 - 03/08/05 11:04 AM Re: abandon ship or keep the Cage alive
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Poor Monkey- well only 3 weeks more
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