Let me just start this off by saying nobody is forced to participate in a Meatholes scene. Is this just a wild guess, pariah? I doubt it. So what’s all the fuss over at ADT about Meatholes? They’re just a bunch of knee-jerk reactionaries making ignorant judgments about erotic extremities they know nothing about. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not into pain, bondage, or rough sex really, but some people are into it and participate in it willingly for money or pleasure. Some people like bizarre stuff merely for the necessary fuel to ignite their perverted fantasies or merely for stimulating entertainment, but if its legal let ‘em watch it and quit grousing about it, pussies. If some numbskull gets an aberrant urge to commit violent crimes by watching extreme porn means that they were probably fucked up to begin with and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Meatholes may be tasteless in form and function, but the psychological aspect of it is what totally intrigues me and that’s the diff between it and your average rough sex line. Maybe some of these girls are slightly damaged to begin with or don’t quite get what they were signing on to do until within in the midst of the Khanslaught and others probably like going for the gusto and/or love to be dominated. The vile gist of Meatholes is that Kahn eggs the hired puds to break down the girls mentally through actions that try to push buttons, but not necessarily designed to maliciously inflict degradation on the victims maybe more for the test of wills that Khan wants to occur. Some babes try to defy it, enjoy it or play along but hey, it all comes w/ the territory, baby... Here’s your paycheck, cash it get coked up and just forget.
Ok, is that clear enough? It better be, so I peeled off the shrink wrap and checked out the ground meat and blood splatter dangerously drenching the graphics and box design to perfectly coincide w/ the theme of this intense series where women get treated like fuckmeat. It’s kinda gross, but this is Meatholes, honey. If you don’t like what you see on the box, don’t watch and look at it as a visual disclaimer to the squeamish or soccer dads in the crowd who are generally morons not attune to the pyschodramatic reality that transpires on camera that reflects an infected cultural decline towards debauchery and catastrophe, did I actually just write that or am I repeating myself? Forgive me, I babble in fiery tongues. Don’t worry, be horny.
Then, I went downstairs to mold up some hamburger for dinner as I listened to Slayer’s Reign In Blood whilst rolling the meat in my hands. How ironic, but it’s just how I’m living, homes. Maybe I am sick? Nah, I’m too smart for that trap. I examine pornography on at least three levels, but I ain’t going there in this review. Anyway, Crystal Ray’s scene alone is an exception to the rule and it’s a great way to start off this dvd. I had already enjoyed it online and it’s a must see for obvious reasons when she calls Brandon Iron “a little twerp” at the start. What was especially intriguing to me about this scene was how Crystal cunningly taunted back in a subversive defiance smiking to her own inside joke on the Canadian chupa cabra Brandon Iron that Khan uses to cleverly provoke the twerp. It’s almost inverted. Cool scene w/ a hot little bitch in black garters/fishnets. Hey, it’s Crystal Ray and it’s just the right way to start things off with a bang. Do my puns suck?
Scene two is an encounter with Naudia Nyce who gets her ass busted by Super Mario as I call him aka the creepy pizza guy w/ a salami from inferno. She’s not my type, but I was hooked into watching her reactions as he slammed up her rosy red rear in high gear. I’m getting lazy and not to bore you to death.... Sophia looked impeccable and went through the grinder looking peachy keen. Roxy Jezel has her world rocked, but it’s obvious she’s down for the ride. What could be wrong with that? Now that’s what I like... I took a break to wax my pubic pike’s peak to the scene w/ Venus with thoughts of Crystal Ray in my membrane. I really can't stand to watch Ava Devine, so I blazed through her scene with Soma and some bro. Finally, I collapsed back into the couch and cracked open an ice cold Corona swigging deep.... look before you leap calling all simps.

pix up tomorrow I'm exhausted...

Where can Crystal be booked?

Mandy Taylor's CA report perfectly illustrates the point I was trying to make above:

"I just did a meatholes where I am in a fucking dog cage hehehe...."

can't wait to see this.

Speaking of Meatholes, Bianca and I just got back a few hours ago from doing Meatholes... obviously it was Bianca's turn to get most of the treatment but I got a fair share of some abuse. Bianca was fuckin awesome, unbreakable tosay the least.

Then I did Piss Mops, I drank a gulp of my piss, bianca pissed onme, four other guys as well. Of course one of those guys was the all f amous pisser who enjoys his daily multi-vitamin to gross the girls out, it was gnarly. HHAHAHA... all in all it was fun stuff.

I did actually do Piss Mops before my meatholes scene but the tape they used happened to be defected somehow or another. So I'm just re-doing it. Not only that but when I got pissed on after my meatholes scene wasn't ever used just because I think it wasn't long enough LOL... it's alright though, hopefullly the tape they used this time is good...

Maybe it got peed on