. . . your fiances and girlfriends, free of charge, to make sure they have not gone through this procedure. You can owe me.

IIRC, Garfield was considering having this done.

http://centerforvaginalsurgery.com/

I'm a giver.

Just be aware that some women require, uh, more invasive inspections.

I Bet

it's true.. flapfield once told me in confidence that his enlarged labia made it uncomfortable for him to wear certain tight fitting clothes, and that exercise or sexual activity was also uncomfortable. he also felt embarassed, and ultimately desired surgery for cosmetic reasons..