With a cast of superwhores par succulant sexcellence like Haley, Harmony, Missy Monroe and Lauren Phoenix how can you NOT want to check it out? Maybe some people see Jerome Tanner’s name and think vanilla porn as Jenna might call it, but Jerry’s gettin’ closer to the gonzo edge with the help of Lex Drill. The Haley scene has some amazing throat poking where she can control her gag reflex and it’s an excellent display of oral control. Later on, she does pull-ups implanting herself down on this dolt’s meat totem. Understandably, the loser mewls in carnal submission and I’ve noticed that’s a common effect she has on the lucky fucks who get to boff her cock taco. Check Army Of Ass 7 and Marked For Anal among many others for similar examples of mystical power over those peckerheads who probe her cooze. Yeah, call me envious, but not jealous because do they really appreciate it? Nah, she’s prolly just another money shot to them. Awww, listen to the pervert with a heart. Yeah sure, cast stones at a stoner w/ a major boner for Haley, but I’m armored in apathy so I don’t really give a fuck. Shut up and let a pervert gloat, punk.
Anyway, I’m starting to find myself thinking about Missy Monroe squirting orgasms all over my tube out of the blue. Face it, the bitch is intense! She delivers once again and even remembers her lines here slipping into character w/ some plausibility meaning she can almost act actually. It’s cool, but maybe that’s just the way my boob goggles see it. Anyway, she plays a cub reporter working for a sleazy magazine editor aptly portrayed by Joel Laurence and the eagle eyed pervert can spot my real name next to his character’s name in the credits if they’re curious to know who lurks beneath cloaking device of Smutmutant. Now I owe Nelson a big phat bag of chronic and a 40 oz for making me a porn immortal; the next step is letting me test drive the sluts behind the scenes. Wake up Smut you’re fantasizing at the wheel again!
Oh yeah, Harmony is really hot and I seriously mean that. She’s got great natural baps and sleek looks that cook up my rocks off like candy coated crack. Legend was smart to give her a contract like Hannah Harper and look how high that fab babe rocketed up the charts. Lauren Phoenix is a dazzling gem of quim and I give her mucho propshots b/c she’s an honorable successor to Ashley Blue’s AVN title. Are those idiots over there actually waking up to showing respect to the gonzo sluts who make us armchair raincoaters bust cloudburst nuts? Go figure.

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