From the Houstonpress.com
Send Them Your Love
A Hair Balls fan recently went to his favorite porn merchandise site (ADE.com) to get a couple of DVDs, one explicit and one for general audiences. The site prides itself on sending the material to places all over the world. But his order was rejected with the explanation that Houston (as well as other major Texas cities) is on the site's "DO NOT SHIP" list.
On a whim, he tried again, this time punching in a friend's address in nearby Bellaire as the delivery destination. Presto -- order accepted. And other seemingly staid bedroom communities such as West U are apparently smut-approved as well.
"I am curious (but not Yellow)," the reader concluded.
Calls by the Press to the Pennsylvania porn outlet's attorney and, uh, "talent" scout went unanswered, leaving a mystery as to why they won't ship videos to Houston, but will ship novelty items such as the foot-long Raging Hard-On Double Dong anywhere except Alabama.
Until answers emerge, you'll just have to route the skin flicks through friends or family in the burbs. But you better warn Auntie Estelle in Bellaire first -- before that copy of This Way for Three Way shows up with her AARP newsletter. -- Craig Malisow
Note: Bellaire & West U are "island cities" completely surrounded by Houston. Plus they are primarily middle & upper income.
Edited by whtzahor4 (10/31/03 05:34 AM)
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