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There is NOTHING even remotely sexy about a woman, no matter how gorgeous, smoking (or trying to) a cigar. The vast majority of smoke fetishist, share this view with me. A lady's slender hands and fingers, were never meant to handle the bulk and shape of a cigar,and thus, she looks more comical than sexy, imho. THAT is why, smoking fetish newsgroups, where our smokerhood--the HUGE fraternity of smoke fetishist-- share info and pxs on women who smoke, are divided between cigar and cigarette smoking. Mr. Steward, I have seen ALL of your films, hoping that youall would someday get the message, to NO AVAIL. For instance, your "Dirty White Whore" series, would be a natural vehicle for cigarette smoking scenes, and the FEW times you film such scenarios, you put on, what we in the smokerhood call, a SAFARI!---you have to HUNT, to even see the cigarette and the smoking action. Check it out, if you don't believe me. In your FEW smoking scenes, the camera man NEVER utilizes the "tight shot" facial angle (which is SO SEXY) to our fetish, because, that loooong white tube, going into the woman's mouth, is NOT her cigarette, but the promise of blow jobs dancing in our heads, a HELL of a lot better than sugar plums, to parody on the Christmas Story, and to borrow, the phrase from a fellow smokerhood brother, from another forum. NO! my friend, your production company, does not have a CLUE, about how to make a smoking fetish scene or film, which will get and HOLD our attention. Your performers, for the most part, are slender, small breasted GIRLS, and rarely full bodied (not fat) WOMEN. Granted, you've used some very sexy WOMEN in the past, such as Michelle Raven, but instead of exploiting their sexuality, you dress them DOWN, both in style and age. Then, to make matters worse, your camera man forces us to go on a SAFARI, to even FIND the damn smoking scene. Now, should you REALLY be interested in creating a sexy smoking scenario for us, remember these few things-- First, cigarettes ONLY (no holders), and loooong all whites, for even cork tips, and brown papered detracts from the ORAL imagery (described above).....Second, use TIGHT camera shots, and FOCUS on the objects of our interest, the cigarette, and the lips of the woman (not some teenybopper) as she lights up, inhales and exhales, in other words, the ENTIRE sexy smoking cycle. Finally, STAY with the smoking action, don't let your camera man ruin the effect, by cutting away to some peripheral view, JUST, as the cigarette, reaches the woman's lips. I have searched (along with a great many other men) long and hard, for really EFFECTIVE smoking scenarios in porn, and SADLY, they have been few and far between. As I wrote in my first post, Bridget and Skeeter Kerkove, come closer than anyone making main stream porn, but I have the opinion, probably some ###*** (every curse word imaginable) producer, kowtowing (to AVN's health edicts) told them to "cool it" because the last films directed by both of the Kerkove's offered very little for our fetish to enjoy. The VERY BEST smoking fetish productions imho, are the efforts of a small independent company called Bob's Videos, but unfortunately, few of his films find their way to local retail outlets for rent, and we are forced to pay HEAVY BUCKS to buy them through the mail. At this time, a company called Kick Ass Pictures, puts a line of smoking fetish material on the open market, but, they often commit the UNPARDONABLE sin, of using performers, who are not even smokers, in their personal life, and more often than not, should be preparing for the senior prom, instead of making a porn film. Sadly, for us, Mr. Steward, your company, doesn't understand, or appreciate, the ENORMITY of the smoking fetish today, and your past films have proven it. But, don't feel too badly, NO ONE making main stream porn (either gonzo or features) today, REALLY understands our fetish. As I stated, Skeeter and Bridget, come closer than anyone, but even they, don't LINGER on the woman's smoking action enough, even though the smoking finesse of Bridget, is among the BEST I've seen on film. In conclusion, (and this is wishful thinking, because it will probably NEVER be shown in a main stream porn film) what is intensely erotic to our smokerhood, is the REAL blowjob-- fellatio & smoking. Every lady, I have "enjoyed" in my personal life, found it an extremely satisfying form of sexual foreplay, and for we men inflicted with "smokeitis," it is an EXTREME turnon. Despite seeing, literally thousands of porn films over the years, I have NEVER found such a scene, from a main stream porn company. If Skeeter happens to read this, PLEASE! put Bridget's beautiful blonde features, together with a loooong all-white cigarette, and two big black men, and you've got a scene for the ages.



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