#87490 - 02/22/0512:59 AMRe: Vegas Journal Episode One
Bishop
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote: "Smokin' Handi-whores a Gaggin'"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this title was a staple of JM prod.in the mid-to late 80's.Your subconcious pulled it up while you were sleeping. You would be wise to offer a sacrifice of a virgin(dropped off at JM in a plain wrapper,or your significate other(signed up for a bukkakee)before you suffer the wrath of Jeff(who's your daddy)Stewart.
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
--- Today, I met a young female executive at a sleep-inducing Business Meeting on Internet marketing For Vegas Casinos...she looked like a cross between Jennifer Connely and Sarah Silverman, very cute. She was also disabled in an Electric Wheelchair, which she operated with a joystick. Sick Fuck that I am, I imagined her giving a Blow job in her chair.....<Da Burglar Begins to Day Dream> **[Mouth open, she pushes the joystick forward, chair moves forward, me standing still, mouth envelopes dick. She puts it in reverse, and then quickly pushes forward again....back and forth, back and forth....wait, whats that smell?? Oh shit, the motor is overheating......fuck the motor is on fire! Now the chick herself is on fire!!!!]** <wakes up from daydream>
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