I suppose M Lyons is trying to start off a new porn trend, masturbating to his reviews, saving the cost of buying the dvd. Why else would he review every single second and split second of that film? Or alternatively, he is just plain crazy. I mean, has the guy never heard of editing? Does he really have to print every single word of his thoughts?? Take this excerpt as an example: "Therefore I have shamelessly stolen from posts made on ADT that helped identify the performers of this feature on a per scene basis. Please forgive me if I make incorrect identifications--I assume full responsibility for any errors, but I must give all the credit for any correct information to Sbando Boy, Speelie, qrop and all the other Euro-babe educated folks on ADT (please forgive me if I left anyone out)."
Forgive me? Lord, man, it should be a simple, no nonsense porn review, not a church confession!

LB.