@Owen...it will be all that and MORE!
Just TRY to read this review of his - it's fucking longer than the DVD itself and indeed longer than War and Peace!
My Review of The Ass Collector by M Lyons
Although my reviews are very subjective and my tastes will become apparant to those that read them, this list is intended as a quick reference to MLyons so the reader may quickly asses where he/she differs from my personal porn preferences. I hesitate to classify myself as a raincoater, as that term sometimes implies porn preferences that I do not possess. However, I will admit to being a "pervert with raincoater tendencies", especially when it comes to my love of what I call "dominant sex with a conscience." The following is a non-definitive list of some of my most prevelant likes, dislikes, and Indifferences:
Small bodied, barely legal, young girls
Good Performers
Attractive women. No matter how good a performer, if I don't find her attractive, my interest is lost
Sexy outfits, and I love it when they, or parts of them, remain ON while the performers are having sex.
Anal
Female orgasms
Good Lighting and Videography
Facials
I really like sex that has themes of domination, where both participants are into it. This includes:
Spanking
Deep Throat
Light Gagging
Hair Pulling
HOWEVER--See Below!
I dislike sex with physical overtones of rape--including acts like:
Face and Breast Slapping
Choking
Puking
Unerotic Sexual Endurance Tests (i.e. Max Hardcore, Gag Factor)
Sex scenes with more than two participants (Rocco's Scenes are a noteable exception)
DPs, DAPs, or DPPs
Any Kind of Breast "Enhancement"
Excessive Tattoos and Peircings
Music that Masks Performers' Voices
Anal Gaping (I don't get it...)
Plot (It can get in the way, but it can also be amazing)
Swallowing. (I like it but I don't need fiber-optic mouth closeups and signed affidavits for proof that the act occured.)
MLyons' Tastes are not necessarily those of his wife, and are subject to revision without notice!!
Studio
Evil Angel
Director
Rocco Siffredi
Cast
See Note Below
Genre
Feature, Euro-Babes, Anal
Audio/Video
Outstanding--clear video, and stereo (as well as 5.1) sound.
Extras
78 Minute Making of Documentary, Extra Sex Scene Footage, Fetish Menu, Ass Collector Trailers, Photo Gallery, Cast List By Scene, and extra CD with music from the soundtrack.
Music
Excellent use of music--not too much, it didn't mask the voices of performers, and what there was added to the scenes and to the movie.
DVD Format
One single sided, dual layer disc (feature, fetish menu, stills, and trailers) & one single sided, single layer disc (documentary and extra footage) Condoms
None
Female Orgasms
None
THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT
Anal oriented, light and moderate Raincoaters with a taste for feature oriented porn with gorgeous Euro-babes and excellent sex that is not hampered by plot; or couples who enjoy features with harder edged sex.
THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR
Heavy duty raincoaters who hate any kind of plotted porn and softer core fans who don't like anal, or are looking for an introduction into the world of couples oriented pronography.
IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
Uhm..... I don't think I've ever seen anything like this... There may be something similar, but I haven't seen it. Ass Collector is unique in its presentation of good plot and good acting, along side artful and yet extremely erotic anal sex.
A NOTE ABOUT CAST IDENTIFICATION:
Identification of European performers has long proven to be a daunting challenge. Ass Collector does take some steps in helping to identify the cast on a scene by scene basis with its "Cast List By Scene" pages under the special features menu of the first disc. Although this does make identification considerably easier than with many other porn studios' releases, it still lacks in the detail of which person is which within the scenes. Further, I am one of the least qualified people to provide such identification. Therefore I have shamelessly stolen from posts made on ADT that helped identify the performers of this feature on a per scene basis. Please forgive me if I make incorrect identifications--I assume full responsibility for any errors, but I must give all the credit for any correct information to Sbando Boy, Speelie, qrop and all the other Euro-babe educated folks on ADT (please forgive me if I left anyone out).
PREFACE:
Rocco Siffredi is a raincoater's pornographic master--and for good reason. He consistantly finds fantastic looking women, he actually tends to cast good looking male talent, and he has a penchant for hard as nails sex that somehow manages to walk a fine line of being both rough, and extraordinarily erotic--and many times, even very tender at the same time. It's an unheard of feat that even manages to at least intrique many people who don't normally enjoy themes of hard sex and domination. They may not get aroused by it, but many people at least find fascination with Rocco's brand of porn, which even at its hardest can touch nerves in the darker recesses of our psyche. I don't pretend to say that Rocco is for everyone, but with his many years in the business, a huge international following, a passion for his work, and yet a clear compassion for the performers he works with, the man has a gift for what he does--make no mistake.
INTRODUCTION:
The Ass Collector is the latest in Rocco's consistent string of first class pornography. It is a plot oriented feature, with one of the best videographers in the business, Jack Remy, at the reigns. I have heard that The Ass Collector is most decidedly not Rocco at his hardest, and that is fine by me, as even the softer Rocco has proven to be excellent porn. My wife and I will watch this one together, and I will be including her thoughts where she had them as well as mine in this review under separate headings. This is a feature that has pulled out all the stops, with an excellent videographer, a first class director, and plot written by a proven screenwriter (Gabriel Zero), and a bevy of ravishingly gorgeous Euro-babes. So without further adieu, let us see if it lives up to expectations...
Title Sequence: The title sequence of the movie deserves mention as it actually introduces us to the story as the titles are being displayed, much like most of todays mainstream movies. We see a person who we can only assume is the evil doer rubbing a spiky finger attachment up the bare stomach of a women who he has tied up spread eagle in a very run down looking building. Outside the building the police, led by our hero Rocco, are getting ready to pounce on this shady character in an ambitious display of vehicles, weapons, and costumes. The videography is very well done here, as the story is introduced by an authentically exciting sequence, the likes of which is extraordinarily rare in the porn world. The sequence is basically a series of quick cut impressions, which, while confusing, ends with the police rescuing the woman, but without successfully capturing the villian.
Title Sequence Capture
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Interlude: The aforementioned bad guy, the Ass Collector (Chris Knight), is seen dressed in semi-drag in his lair--another very raw looking building, which I'm sure wouldn't meet standard US building codes. There are seven women laying on separate platforms with hoses somehow attached to their necks. The Ass Collector screams at them in a somewhat psychopathic rage, asking, "Why are you laughing at me". No one is, but he seems convinced, and is frightfully upset about it. After this, we cut to the police, where Rocco admits to his superioir that they lost him. His superioir releaves Rocco of his command and hands the case over to Detective Long, played by Melinda Casta--a very hot short-haired blonde with an unfortunate stud in her lower lip. She finds a piece of evidence--a photo of a nude woman with pins stuck into it at strategic points. Rocco asks what it means, she doesn't know.
SCENE 1:
ZSABINA & CHRIS KNIGHT
The Girl
Zsabina a.k.a Jasmine a.k.a Sabrina is a very attractive brunette.
The Action
The Ass Collector is dressed in a feminine wig and his drag costume (stockings and a vinyl plastic top). He goes around inspecting his "collection" of ladies with a little camera that he uses to get extreme closeups of select body parts. He finally settles on Zsabina and starts licking her pussy. She is oddly receptive to this and before long she is sucking his cock while laying on her back on her little platform. Chris Knight is scary lookin' here, but Zsabina is looking just fine. The cocksucking is very brief and he turns her around and fucks her missionary for about 1 minute before he cums all over her pussy, then gets it on his fingers and rubs it on her face.
The Gist
This is an extremely short scene (2 minutes or less), but it serves the plot oriented point of introducing the Ass Collector to us, and still manages to give us a brief glimpse of a hot girl recieving some extremely brief attention.
Interlude: Detective Long (Melinda Casta) goes to visit Rocco. They share thoughts about the case, and introduce a chess theme. An attractive french police man (played by Manuel Ferrara) interrupts them and reminds Rocco of a drug dealer they arrested a while ago that might have connections with the case. Meanwhile, the police chief is questioning three women--wondering if they have any knowledge about the missing women. They say they do not, at which point the chief calls Manuel Farrara down to his office. When he arrives, the chief tells him to take good care of the girls, and to take their statements. We cut to the Ass Collector who stands next to a bathtub filled with an opaque white liquid and a woman with her breasts peeking out. My wife was very excited at this point, hoping that he was going to bathe the young hottie, but her anticipation was not well met, and instead the Ass Collector picks her up out of the water, slings her over his back, and walks off with her. We then cut back to the police chief's office, where Mr. French Police Man Manuel Ferrara was to "take care" of these three gorgeous girls...
SCENE 2:
BARBARELLA, ALISSA, MIA STONE & MANUAL FERRARA
The Girls
What can you say? Three predictably gorgeous Euro-babes who I will be all to happy to stare at while they do the nasty. Barbarella is a brunette with longish hair who I find to be the most attractive of the three, although not by much. She has gorgeous tits and wears an outfit that is never completely off by the end of the scene. Alissa (a.k.a. Lyudmilla) is a long haired blonde who has a marginal face, but a fantastic body. Mia is a short haired blonde who is a looker in her own right, but doesn't receive much attention here.
The Action
The three girls Manuel is taking statements from manage to seduce him in no time. There's very brief teasing by all of them, and they line up in front of the desk, showing him their tits and asses as he starts to play with them one by one. All three of these girls are very pretty and I love that the clothes don't come off in the first 3 seconds of the scene. Before long, they lean him against the desk and give him a three way blowjob. Barbarella insists that he fuck her, which he does for a brief time in her pussy while the other girls look on. She slaps his thigh a bit here, and looks fantastic as she gets fucked missionary on the desk. This doesn't last long however as Manuel basically throws this hottie away and grabs Alissa. A fair exchange as Alissa is quite the looker herself. He sits on the desk and manipulates Alissa to sit on top of him while he fucks her in a vague RCG position. This lasts about 13 seconds though, as he turns her around so she is bending over the desk. He probes her pussy with his fingers and lightly smacks her ass. Barbarella and Mia only watch here as Manuel then lays Alissa on the desk and starts fucking her ass. Positions change very quickly here, when Alissa is all of a sudden riding Manuel in a true RCG position, this time in the ass. Barbarella licks Alissa's pussy and does quite a bit of A2M as Mia does nothing but look on. Finally Manuel gets all three girls to kneel in front of him and he jacks off a fair amount of cum onto all three girls' faces.
The Gist - MLyons
All three girls are gorgeous, but the sex concentrated almost exclusively on Alissa, with Barbarella participating for some brief pussy fucking and some A2M duty. Although there was nothing especially hard here, the scene was exquisitely shot and the sex was quite enjoyable. I was saddened by the fact that only one girl really recieved attention, and while that attention was being given, the others really did nothing but look on. Nevertheless, the scene was hot, with undeniably fuckable women, and it did the job for me.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
My wife thought this scene was fair. She thought the man was very attractive (as long as he didn't talk--not a fan of the accent I guess), and the women were great looking. Her beef with the scene was that she thought it was "badly managed". She "felt bad for the women who didn't get any...", and this was a common complaint she expressed throughout the movie. Overall Mrs. MLyons thought the scene was interesting, but not too exciting.
Barbarella, Alissa & Mia Video Captures
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Interlude: We see the Ass Collector again in semi-drag, dancing around his lair, enjoying his private ass collection. He carries roses in his hands, and laughs disturbingly.
SCENE 3:
TIFFANY & MASKED MAN
The Girl
Tiffany is the girl we see the police rescue in the opening credits. She is a very attractive dirty blonde with great small breasts and a tight body.
The Action
Tiffany is in the same delapidated building we saw her in at the opening credits--only this time she is not actually chained. A masked man gropes her as she holds herself up by the chains that we previously saw her locked in. He grabs her hair and guides her to her knees and holds her head while she licks his dick through his black underwear. Soon enough, he takes his dick out and feeds it to her while he strokes her cheek with the same finger spike we saw earlier. There's no deep throat here, but there is a fair amount of cheek stretching in what is sizing up to a be a fairly dominant scene. This cheek stretching technique doesn't do much for me, but it doesn't bother me either. He drools in her mouth and roughly rubs his dick all over her face. This doesn't last long though, before he stands her up and then sits her , reverse cowgirl, on his lap and immediately takes her ass. The sound of her breathing is amazing here, which you can hear with crystal clarity as she starts to really get pumped up her ass as the masked man fingers her pussy. He then roughly puts one hand in her hair, and with the other, puts all four fingers in her mouth while continually guiding her tight body onto his sizeable dick. He doesn't last long doing this though, and he finally guides her head down to his dick where he jacks off onto her face. The camera pans up, and the man removes his mask to reveal the face of Rocco. Rocco then awakes from his dream with a start.
The Gist - MLyons
This is a very brief, and quite dominant scene. There is only one sexual position--RCG--but it gets the job done. I was concerned about the facial expressions of pain that sometimes flitted across Tiffany's face as she was being ass fucked, but on the other hand, it absolutely fit with the plot, and setup of the scene. She's not in love with this guy--she's his play toy, and I guess I might have questioned it if she expressed too much liking for what was happening to her. All in all this is the best scene so far. I'll say again that I loved the sound of the breathing here, as it added an erotic quality to the scene that sent me over the top. It was too brief, but this scene was right up my alley.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
Apparantly my wife has similar tastes to mine, as is oft times in evidence in our bedroom. Like me, she enjoyed the agressiveness of this encounter. She wasn't fond of the cheek stretching technique, but she enjoyed the hard anal sex and dominant elements. My wife is indifferent about facials, which is understandable, but overall she enjoyed this dramatic, if very brief scene, and especially enjoyed that through it's execution, it was telling the story.
Tiffany Video Captures
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Interlude: The Ass Collector sits in his lair looking at the parade of seven women who are bent over their tables showing off their asses. He plugs himself into the hose that connects all of the women, and then proceeds to jack off. He masturbates until he comes, then has a fit of embarrasment telling himself, "No... I'm not dirty...". We cut to a car containing Rocco and Detective Long. They are trying to find the Ass Collector through this previously arrested drug dealer. Wearing a necklace transmitter that keeps her in touch with Rocco, Detective Long (Melinda Casta) enters a building where an orgy of outlandish proportions is taking place. She runs into everything from fem-dom bondage, to middle aged people having sex and licking unusually large dildos, to a male/male facial cumshot. Some of the images here are very unusual, and this brief tour through the orgy is worth a close look for those who want to see Rocco and Gabriel Zero's take on alternative lifestyles. Most of the images, however, did not bolster my, or my wife's arousal at all, but the site of Melinda Casta in her tight rubber ditty certainly did it's part to help BOTH of us through it...
SCENE 4:
MELINDA CASTA, DIANA STORM, FRANCO ROCCAFORTE, ALBERTO RAY, CARLOS, CHRIS MOUNTAIN, & BOB TERMINATOR
The Girls
Melinda Casta is a thin blonde with very short hair and a stud in her lower lip. My wife and I could have done without the stud, but her body is nothing to scoff at. She is dressed in some nice fuckwear here--a tight rubber number that barely covers the top half of her buttocks. The "transmitter" collar she wears is also a nice touch. Her face is just ok, but when she gets to fucking, she definitely held both my and my wife's interest. The other girl in the scene, Diana Storm, has only a very small role that is comprised of a blow job for the drug kingpin. She's hardly worth mention as she's only average looking, and plays only a tiny role in the scene.
The Action
After manuevering her way through the unusual orgy, Detective Long finds her way back to the drug kingpin (being oddly fondled by Diana Storm with some sort of gun toy), in hopes that he will be able to lead her to the Ass Collector. There is a brief exchange before four other guys, in turn, jump in out of nowhere and begin groping her. This quickly becomes a five on one gang bang, that Melinda clearly has no problem with--part of the job I guess. She's immediately put to work by bending over and sucking one guy off, while being fucked from behind by another. They quick switch positions to RCG with the three remaining guys standing around her head, sharing her mouth for blowjobs. Several positions occur here in rapid succession as Melinda gets rimmed, fingered in the ass, and finally ass fucked as she alternatively sucks real cock and disproportionately sized dildo. Diana is on hand to provide some cocksucking interludes here, but the main focus is on Melinda, who gets buttfucked by each guy in turn. Melinda takes a facial, a pop on her ass, and three more facials to close out another brief, but fairly enjoyable scene.
The Gist - MLyons
Melinda has a hot body, and although I don't usually like short haired women, I didn't mind watching her at all. The focus here stays on the girl with only a minimal amount of man flesh getting in the way--a nice change from the usual gang bang. This scene was again, quite brief--certainly not the 25-35 minute sexual marathons we often see in other Rocco pictures. I find myself disappointed in the brevity so far, but not so much in this scene as if it had gone on too much longer I would have lost interest. All in all, a good multiple partner scene. My wife, however, REALLY liked this scene...
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
This scene, along with a little assistance from yours truly, drove my wife to her first orgasm of the evening. She loved this scene. She thought that the men (except the drug lord and the pony-tail man) were very attractive, and she loved Melinda's body as well. She thought it a true shame that the sexy outfit she had on came off so fast, but something about the execution of this mini-gang bang, and the performance of Melinda here really peaked my wife's interest.
Melinda Casta Video Captures
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Interlude: The Ass Collector appears. Everyone clears the room but detective Long, and he strokes her face and claims he's found his queen. He rips off her necklace and Rocco and Manuel out in the car panic. They go in and Rocco is briefly caputred by the Ass Collectors lackies, only to be rescued by Manuel. Melinda, however, does not escape, and is dragged off. There is an ensuing motorcycle / car chase, where Rocco tries, and succeeds in finally capturing the Ass Collector. This is quite an impressive little car chase by porn standards. The Ass Collector is babbling crazy talk and laughing--they can't make any sense of what he says. They deduce that he is talking about some sort of machine, and if they don't find it soon, the women will all die. They take the Ass Collector to see Dr. Vlotto (sp?), someone who apparantly the Ass Collector has mutilated in the past, as his eyes are clearly in a bad way. Apparantly Dr. Vlotto developed a hypothetical machine that can read thoughts and fantasies, but the Dr. doesn't know if it works. The Ass Collector claims that with his program loaded, it will work (although I'm not clear about his motivations), so Rocco and the Ass Collector are strapped into a poor man's version of the thought machine in the movie "The Cell" and into the Ass Collector's thoughts Rocco goes. A series of images and photographic tricks follow...
SCENE 5:
LOLA, STEVE HOLMES, ALEX & CHOKY ICE
The Girl
Lola is an average looking brunette that you can't see very well do to the photographic effects that dominate the scene.
The Action
This really hardly qualifies as a sex scene, and more qualifies as style montage that takes us into the mind of the Ass Collector as a little boy. It is an extraordinarily brief scene with Lola and three guys, one of which fucks her missionary on the bed, and then cums on her pussy.
The Gist
There's no gist to speak of really, as I see this scene as more stylized plot development than sex scene.
SCENE 6:
PETRA SHORT, BAMBI, ROCCO SIFFREDI & 8 OTHER GIRLS
The Girls
10 typically hot girls, but only two participate in anything other than looking good. All of them do look, extremely good, however. Petra Short is a brown haired cutey with a nice face and a great body. Bambi, for my money, is the more attractive one, with dark hair and a pretty face. They are the only two who participate in anything other than tease action.
The Action
Still presumably inside the mind of the Ass Collector, Rocco is found lying unconsious on a dirty floor. Two women in nothing but panties and high heels grab his arms and drag him to a red stylized plastic platform. They walk away, as another girl wearing a sheer outfit, strips in front of him as he wakes up. She teases him as she gets on all fours with her pussy over his face. Shortly, she leaves, as two other women show up in yummy fuckwear and again tease Rocco with their pussies.. Rocco has a massive hard-on here, and is cearly rearin' to go. Suddenly many women start to come out of the woodwork and we start to get down to business. Petra Short and Bambi are among them, and Rocco starts to pay particular attention to these two girls. They alternately give him a blowjob while 8 other girls surround them on the platform touching themselves. Rocco begins his manly participation by fucking Petra doggy style. He tries to fuck someone else, but he is rebuffed, and we suddenly cut to all the girls applying oil to Rocco's body in a very interesting fast motion photography snippet. The music is very well done here, as everyone is absolutely covered in oil. The lighitng and the camera work in this scene are superb, and really enhance the eroticism of both the oil, and the sex. Rocco finds Bambi in the sea of oily flesh and starts fucking her RCG. She looks fabulous here and really takes a pounding. We progress through a few positions here, where all the while the rest of the girls on the outskirts look great but don't do anything but touch their own pussies. Rocco finds Petra again and fucks her briefly, then he alternates back to Bambi and starts to fuck her ass. He does this briefly before he comes on her ass.
The Gist - MLyons
Stylistically, this scene is fantastic. It has some great, if very brief pussy teasing, and a bevy of gorgeous girls. Although I appreciate the stylistic choice of how the girls are used here, I can't help but find myself disappointed about the underused pussy in this scene. Don't misunderstand me, though--the girls that do actually get the stiff one are plenty hot, and although the oil application is something I've never been really fond of, I found it extremely erotic here. The outstanding lighting and camera work, no doubt, helped this aspect of it. The scene ended without a facial, but it was still quite hot, even if the only thing the best looking girls were touching, were themselves.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
Like me, my wife loved the lighting and camera work working in tandem with the oil and sex in the scene. She repeated her earlier statement that she, "felt bad for the women who didn't get some," and desperately wished that they had touched and licked each other, basically having a girl on girl orgy around Rocco and his partner de-juer. Had that happened, I'm sure my wife's second orgasm would have followed closely behind.
Orgy Video Captures
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Interlude: Rocco is bound to some sort of steel rolling contraption and is dragged into a room by the Ass Collector. We see a man with a bloody apron and a butcher cleaver that the Ass Collector refers to as his bishop. He is flanked by two lovely women who have their hands bound to the ceiling above their heads. There is a third very large chested woman just hanging out. The Ass Collector threatens Rocco by saying he's going to have his Bishop fuck him up the ass. At this prospect, my wife got quite excited....
SCENE 7:
VANESSA DESIRE, DANA, LAURA, CHRIS KNIGHT, MANUEL FERRARA
The Girls
Vanessa is the hottie of the lot in this one. She is dark haired and thin, and "dressed" in fantastic red stockings and a black vinyl top. Dana is dressed in one of Rocco's standard black fishnet type deals and she's a darn cute blonde. There's a third, big breasted woman in this scene named Laura. Although I'm not a fan of big breasted women in general, I found this woman attractive in an odd way. She was slightly overweight, but she looked good getting fucked, and that helped. For fans of natural big breasts, I think Laura is probably among the best specimens you will find.
The Action
The Ass Collector starts teasing Rocco by ripping the clothes off the two chained beauties. He then rims one of them briefly, releases them, and has them suck his cock. He goes over to Laura and has her suck his cock as well. Going back to Vanessa and Dana, he has Vanessa suck his cock again and then starts fucking them, while his "bishop" (Manuel Ferrara) puts Laura's big breasts to work on his cock with some tit-fucking. Before long, everyone is getting fucked in multiple positions. Dana is first to recieve anal, and Vanessa then helps things along with some ass to mouth. The bishop follows suit by anally pounding Laura, and then the two men switch off. No anal for Vanessa but she does finally take a facial from the "bishop", and the Ass Collector comes on those very large breasts.
The Gist - MLyons
This is another very short scene, and again, I was slightly disappointed in the brevity. Vanessa and Dana are both hotties and as is the case in most of the other scenes of this movie, give good performances here. Laura is someone that I find decently attractive, even given her slightly overweight stature. I'm not a fan of big breasts, but I appreciate the fact that these were natural, and despite the size of her breasts, her pussy and ass were still attractive enough for me. All in all, an above average scene, but again, too brief given the quality of the girls here.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
Mrs. MLyons was pointedly preoccupied with the prospect of Rocco getting his ass fucked by another man during this scene. That, of course, never happened, but the mere prospect of it kept my wife interested in the proceedings nonetheless. She loved Laura, and really enjoyed that her big breasts were natural. Beyond that the scene itself did little for my wife other than to titilate her unfounded hope for some gay sex. That thought alone, though, was enough to keep her going.
SCENE 8:
MELINDA CASTA, CHRIS KNIGHT
The Action
The Ass Collector, after not delivering on the assfucking promise he made to my honey, now has Rocco in his lair. Rocco is hooked up to the Ass Collector's machine and now laying on a platform like the ones that hold the other girls of the Ass Collector's collection. The Ass Collector makes Rocco watch as he goes over to detective Long and fucks her in front of him. He gets right down to business, first asking her to suck his cock, then fucking her missionary, then doggy. Melinda looks great and performs well here, as she actually asks the Ass Collector to fuck her in the ass, which he gladly does. I guess it makes sense, because we are still inside the Ass Collector's head. A couple positions later, Melinda gets fucking anally pounded here, and the brief scene ends when he cums over her face while she holds a chess piece in her mouth (for those who are interested, it's a rook...:).
The Gist - MLyons
This is a highly energetic scene--where the AC ends up really pounding Melinda's ass. I guess he's got something to prove to Rocco who lays there and has to watch. That aspect of it makes this scene worth watching--besides the fact that Melinda looks quite good. Again, it's very short, but for the energy, it's a decent scene.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
Mrs. MLyons made a hysterical comment here--The Ass Collector, after he comes takes his hand and lightly wipes away cum from Melinda's eye. My wife couldn't believe that Chris Knight broke character in such a manner. She exclamed, "The Ass Collector would never have done that!!!"
Interlude: For those few of you who care, and for the even fewer of you who like to be surprised, I won't give away the ending, but I will say this is a surprisingly complex plot, that might even deserve rewatching in order to understand fully. The acting, overall was first rate by porn standards. In any case, the good guy wins (or... does he?), and as we are about to see, he DEFINITELY gets the girls.
SCENE 9:
MONICA SWEET, MELINDA CASTA, VICKY & ROCCO
The Girls
Let me say this, in a sea of attractive women, Monica Sweet is by far the prettiest girl in the movie. She's got an alluring face, gorgeous little breasts and a tight little body that won't quit. I am at full attention and more than ready for this scene to begin.
The Action
The gorgeous Monica Sweet emerges from a pool and is dried down by a marginally less beautiful Vicky. All three girls converge in a living room and are watched by a man in a mask. Monica sits on the couch and begins getting her pussy licked by Melinda. The man with the mask brings an inflatable ball in and puts it in Monica's mouth while she gets eaten. He starts to inflate it, and it oozes out of her mouth. It's actually pretty erotic, but this is all the use they make of that little toy. I love that Monica's panties stay on throughout much of the scene, and are just pushed to the side in order to accomodate the various sex acts she participates in. She is definitely the center of the action here as Rocco removes his mask and then puts his cock in Monica's mouth. There's some amazing close camera work here (that actually has some possible signnificance to the story!) before Rocco finds himself an acrylic ass dildo and starts to tease Monica with it. He follows that with sticking his dick in her pussy (panties still in place!) and pumping this fucking beautiful woman. The two other women look on as Rocco switches the position on Monica to doggy style. I love this position and I love the way it's shot here, with Monica arching her back and getting spanked, fingered and rimmed by Rocco and then Melinda. Rocco moves over and gives Vicky a brief taste of his cock, before moving back to concentrate his attention first on Monica's pussy, and then on her gorgeous ass. Anal beads are introduced as Monica gets filled and then emptied again, followed by all the girls getting a taste of the newly emerged beads. At long last, Monica gets it in the ass. The other two girls play with each other while Monica gets some great anal attention from Rocco in a couple positions. Vicky is next to recieve a cock up her ass from Rocco, as he fucks her doggy style, while Melinda uses an acrylic dildo on Monica. The two girls come over and join Rocco and Vicky right before he decides to come--which he does--distributing his manseed nicely across all three girls' faces. The scene, and the movie, fades to black.
The Gist - MLyons
In this reviewers humble opinion, this is the best scene of the movie. Monica is a hot little looker who seems able to take Rocco's big cock with gusto. She is the center of attention here and for good fucking reason. The other two girls are ok, but if not for the need of the plot to have them there (assuming I'm drawing the right conclusions about what actually happens at the end), I would have preferred that they were not involved at all. It's definitely a softer side of Rocco, but quite enjoyable nonetheless.
The Gist - Mrs. MLyons
My wife agreed with me on two things. 1.) That Monica Sweet was the hottest woman in the movie, and 2.) That this was the best scene of the movie. It didnt' have the stylistic elements that the 10 on 1 orgy had, but it had some genuinely hot sex, a better use of the performers than the earlier 3 on 1 had, and some nice variety that finally delivered a second orgasm to Mrs. MLyons. She wished that the littel inflatable toy was used more (although I'm not sure how...), but watching Monica take the anal beads are what put her over the edge, and that's all she has to say about that...
Monica, Melinda, and Vicky Video Captures
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End Credits: There are a number of outtakes that play over the end credits of the movie. Some of them are amusing, some are a little upsetting, but all were very interesting. It's the perfect way to close out a movie that I have a hard time classifying within the landscape of the current porn world.
DVD QUALITY:
As with almost all Evil Angel DVDs, the video quality was outstanding. The audio had both a stereo, and a 5.1 mix, although I was only able to listen to it in stereo. The sound was extremely well done, with excellent use of music, and clear and precise delievery of both voices and even breathing. It's surprising how well done sound can boost not only storytelling, but eroticism, and in this case, for me, it absolutely did. Videographer / cinemetrapher Jack Remy is currently the best in the business at what he does, and that is in evidence here. He makes use of special effects, excellent editing, clear and stylistic lighting and unparalleled camera work that not only gives a flattering portrayal of the sex scenes, but also adds a stylistic and cohesive throughline to a somewhat dark and complex adult feature.
EXTRAS:
The Ass Collector comes with two DVDs, and one CD of the soundtrack to the movie. The first disc had on it the feature itself, Evil Angel's acclaimed fetish menu, two trailers for The Ass Collector, a still photo gallery, and the aforementioned "Cast List By Scene" pages. For those of you who don't know, the Fetish menu is a fantabulous little device that allows you to jump to specific parts of several scenes according to a particular fetish--in this case, blowjobs, hot sex, rimming, anal, cumshots and feet. I was disappointed that the trailers were only for the movie I was about to watch and not for other Evil Angel efforts, like... say, The Fashionistas, but they were interesting nonetheless. Evil Angel does chaptering better than any other adult company out there, and that is again in evidence here. The photo gallery is a photo gallery--it does its job, but I'm usually not too interested in them. The extras really shine on the second DVD, which contains a 78 minute making of documentary, as well as extra footage of some of the sex scenes. The documentary is basically a cut together collage of behind the scenes footage, roughly grouped according to the shooting locations. This was a fascinating piece of video that revealed not only the logistical trials and tribulations of making a movie like this, but also some very intimate moments between some of the performers, Rocco, Jack Remy, and Gabriel Zero. The extra footage contained good quality cutting room floor snippets from Rocco's scene with Tiffany, the scene on the red platform, the Vanessa, Dana, Chris Knight, Manuel Ferrara slaughter house scene, and the final scene with Monica Sweet. All in all, an excellent package of extras that is worthy of this unique adult feature.
OVERALL: As I've already stated, I'm not sure that I can compare this movie with any adult feature I've ever seen. The degree to which this unique movie marries well executed plot and videography with extremely erotic and sometimes dominant anal sex is unparalleled in my experience. That's not to say that similar efforts aren't out there. There may be some close similarities to some of Private's big budget offerings, but I hesitate to make that comparison. This is not Rocco at his hardest by a long shot, and with the exception of the last one, the sex scenes, by and large, are very brief, and slightly mismanaged in comparison to what we know Rocco is capable of. For that reason alone, I knocked the overall rating down to 4-1/2 stars. However, there is great emphasis here on well executed plot and style with an eye for the cohesive whole which in no way detracts from the quality of the sex that is there; and that is the key factor that sets this feature apart from countless others in this genre of adult video. Those who are looking for the rough sex of Animal Trainer #4, or Rocco's Way to Love will not find what they seek here. On the other hand, if you're looking for a couples movie, I would make sure your other half knew what she was in for (mine did, and she really enjoyed it). However, if you're looking for harder edged, anal oriented sex that is a cohesive part of a well executed story, look no further. As far as feature porn goes, this is the best I've ever seen. Bravo, Rocco, and bravo Evil Angel.
Questions or constructive comments about this review? Email me, Mike Lyons.
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