Rather than complain that the Cage is dead or lifeless, do something about it! Don't sit around and wait for someone else to make your life interesting! This is like watching little kids when the TV is broken - they have no idea how to have fun after a few years in front of a TV.

Have you seen a dumb post? A moronic ad? A self-absorbed P.R. statement by a contract star? Post it and skewer it!

Smelly Monkey often complained that he got no help in making the Cage interesting and I am beginning to see his point. When he was banned last time people jumped in and started posting material, but this time people are capitulating with nary a whimper only hours after the start of his break.

Post Away! This industry produces thousands of videos by stoned directors who hire felons for stage crew to shoot drugged out whores booked by professional pimps - somewhere in there is stupidity that needs to be exposed!

Is that Mary Lou Rettin?

IMO the posts about how boring the board is are less about opining and more about showing solidarity with monkey.

HELLO ZENMAN DO YOU LIKE TO PENIUS THE PUMPING? HOW ABOUT SOLID MONKEY?

In my younger days I would have agonized over figuring out who this guy really is. Now I just don't have the energy.

I think even ADT's Hardware was asking about the monkey- he is a cult figure and will be missed until his return in one month and 12 days

I wish he would come back or someone would take over mod duties in here. We haven't needed one til today but I think we need one badly just about now.

There can be only one mod for the cage - Monkey. Last time there was another mod in here he turned out to be a real dick and they dumped his ass

I'm sitting on his couch all day and he did not go into the other room to use the computer at all. bastard makes me sleep on this ratty old couch too

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...or worse, he'll put your head on my horse dick...

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I feel ill.

Sorry I got caught up in some lifes dilemma's so I had to put Smelly Monkey to rest but I'll be sure to bring him back as soon as possible. Thanks for hanging in there.

Nope it is not her couch

I thought this at one time. I hope Monkey's a chica.

If there's a will there IS a way. Anything is possible in 99.99999998% cases.