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#87218 - 07/31/08 02:48 PM
Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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mmmm dana vespolis old ass.... RIP
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#87220 - 08/01/08 08:43 AM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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goldfish.
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#87224 - 08/01/08 01:14 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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........When they finally shoot their loads in her mouth, the sex is over and the true freak show begins. Let’s just say that it involved goldfish, puking and the wonders of the human digestive system. If you were waiting around for this before launching a load, then I’m afraid, very afraid.
 
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#87233 - 08/01/08 07:39 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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so, one of my gf's back then used to kick keiko's ass on a regular basis....
oddly enough... shes my best friend now days... lol
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#87234 - 08/01/08 07:59 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Porn Jesus
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But......but......but......I like porn!
What kind of porn do you like Darrah? Who is your favorite actress/actor and who is your favorite director?
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#87235 - 08/01/08 08:16 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
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so, one of my gf's back then used to kick keiko's ass on a regular basis....
oddly enough... shes my best friend now days... lol
Your ex-girlfriend is back and she used to attack your wife? I highly doubt you were a saint while married. So being friends with people who used to beat your ex-wife is tacky.
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#87236 - 08/01/08 08:22 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
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What kind of porn do you like Darrah? Who is your favorite actress/actor and who is your favorite director?
I don't watch much anymore. I used to have a boyfriend who had a vast 70's, 80's, and early 90's porn collection. When dating him I liked watching John Holmes, both Randy's, Jon Dough, Tom Byron, and the crop from that era.
Director? next you'll be asking whose my favorite cinematographer and editor.
I like watching couples porn. Lesbian porn does nothing for me and I rather watch gay male porn than lesbian porn. A man has to be in it! But now I guess I'm so jaded or whatever it is that that type of porn bores me. I like more rougher hardcore sex. But nothing extreme like Max Hardcore, Kink, or Extreme Associates.
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#87237 - 08/01/08 08:25 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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if you are implying i ever beat my wife that is far from the truth. you worry about getting sued... so watch your libelous mouth  and as far as my friend goes.. i was friends with her when she was doing it... why would i not be friends with her now. It would be tacky for me not to be.... besides... shes hot.
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#87238 - 08/01/08 08:27 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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What kind of porn do you like Darrah? Who is your favorite actress/actor and who is your favorite director?
I don't watch much anymore. I used to have a boyfriend who had a vast 70's, 80's, and early 90's porn collection. When dating him I liked watching John Holmes, both Randy's, Jon Dough, Tom Byron, and the crop from that era.
Director? next you'll be asking whose my favorite cinematographer and editor.
I like watching couples porn. Lesbian porn does nothing for me and I rather watch gay male porn than lesbian porn. A man has to be in it! But now I guess I'm so jaded or whatever it is that that type of porn bores me. I like more rougher hardcore sex. But nothing extreme like Max Hardcore, Kink, or Extreme Associates.
see that door over there... the one that says exit?
that one is for you.
now go... go on.. get out.... 
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#87239 - 08/01/08 08:30 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
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if you are implying i ever beat my wife that is far from the truth. you worry about getting sued... so watch your libelous mouth
and as far as my friend goes.. i was friends with her when she was doing it... why would i not be friends with her now. It would be tacky for me not to be.... besides... shes hot.
Where did I say you beat her? Saying you were no saint doesn't imply battery.
You were friends with this cunt when she would attack your wife? And you did nothing to help and defend your wife and now are friends with this cunt? Is your dick that small? Is that it?
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#87240 - 08/01/08 08:31 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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see that door over there... the one that says exit?
that one is for you.
now go... go on.. get out....
What? I have to be into gaping holes, bukkakke, and killing gold fish for you to talk to me?
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#87243 - 08/01/08 08:40 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
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she wasn't my wife back then... dumbass.. i didnt even know the girl.
And you couldn't have just said this from the beginning?
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#87244 - 08/01/08 08:40 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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The goldfish LIVED!!
So you won't talk to me because..........?
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#87247 - 08/01/08 08:57 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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if you're referring to my ex-wife... if you were even able to figure out her email addy or anything else i would be surprised as none of it relates to her name in the biz.
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#87249 - 08/01/08 09:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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in the interest of maintaining my promise to be nice...
i wont answer that question.
i will say though that posting a rambling though in a random thread that had nothing to do with the thought means that you really are the stupidest whore to ever post here.
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#87251 - 08/01/08 11:40 PM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Vernichtung, Paddy?
But what's there to destroy?
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#87252 - 08/07/08 02:05 AM
Re: The Legend Returns!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/31/08
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Whats wrong Robby? Couldnt keep my girl satisfied? SHE DIVORCED YOU, NOT the other way around fuck nugget! I can post a copy of the the papers filed nig nog!
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#87254 - 03/08/10 12:33 PM
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