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#87118 - 06/05/05 10:49 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Kami Andrews Offline
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I get on well with longshot but im scared of the devil.
i like the suit look better

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#87119 - 06/05/05 11:09 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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Is that Torgo of Manos fame?















Thanks E.K. at least someone knew who I was thinking of
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#87120 - 06/05/05 11:12 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Rob should join the circus and learn the piano to be more like his idol
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#87121 - 06/07/05 06:21 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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today's longshot pic:



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#87122 - 06/07/05 07:17 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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It's like he is at a zoo for old people.


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#87123 - 06/07/05 08:13 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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God I love the turn this thread took and how it keeps going and going and going. Longshot it has to be devastating in a Meatholes kind of way.

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#87124 - 06/08/05 02:43 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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are you kidding... i love this shit.
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#87125 - 06/09/05 11:30 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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longshot. Catcher.



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#87126 - 06/13/05 04:37 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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KEIKO took away his chewbacca action figure.




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#87127 - 06/13/05 04:42 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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KEIKO took away his chewbacca action figure.







Is his beard forked or is that his chin?
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#87128 - 06/13/05 04:51 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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a little from column A, a little from column B.
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#87129 - 06/13/05 05:42 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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Damn Longshot, Keiko must be keeping you happy. You're really packing on the pounds.

Just remember grass doesn't grow in the shade, and you weren't exactly hung like Ron Jeremy before you started eating at Golden Corral.

Now what about that Longshot Cam?

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#87130 - 06/13/05 06:25 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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Quote:

Rob Longshot Picture of the day 6.5.05



Discuss






Obviously Rob is doing this to piss off the Jesus freaks and squares. You'd have to be an idiot to "worship" the devil or anything for that matter, let alone believe in a devil. Pretty fucking funny Rob.
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#87131 - 06/14/05 02:49 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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#87132 - 06/14/05 10:52 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Rob Longshot Picture of the day 6.5.05



Discuss






Obviously Rob is doing this to piss off the Jesus freaks and squares. You'd have to be an idiot to "worship" the devil or anything for that matter, let alone believe in a devil. Pretty fucking funny Rob.




Obviously you know nothing of Satanism... the only devil I worship is myself, the only god i believe in is myself. I do not think of the devil as an anthropomorphic deity but as an archetype.

if it makes you feel better think of me as a humanist with a love for imagery that makes others uncomfortable.
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#87133 - 06/14/05 05:09 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Do as thou will, shall be the whole of the law

Unless Rob is actually Temple of Set or Process though
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#87134 - 06/14/05 05:49 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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ugh, no Temple of Set... might as well be christian in my book.

funny note though... my grandmother was Process before finding Asatru. Most of my mothers side of my family are of Norse or Cherokee beliefs.... and my father was Catholic....

it all is so clear...
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#87135 - 06/14/05 06:22 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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for bornyo: LONGSHOT EXTREME CLOSE-UP



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#87136 - 06/14/05 08:39 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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for bornyo: LONGSHOT EXTREME CLOSE-UP




Couple of things here... The uni-brow needs to go and Keiko is just the person to make that happen. Second thing is why hasn't he gone to a kooky dentist in Seattle and had his eye teeth ground down to fangs?

I still think the Longshot Cam is a great idea. (As long as it's free).

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#87137 - 06/14/05 09:07 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Random Offline
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Quote:

Do as thou will, shall be the whole of the law




Deep down inside, I always had a feeling Cleetus was no good. The Crowley quote proves my suspicions were correct. This - - is a lie. Nothing more than a cover.
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#87138 - 06/14/05 09:11 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Just because I know a little bit about things doesn't mean I live it
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#87139 - 06/15/05 12:47 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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Registered: 12/22/03
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Damn Longshot, Keiko must be keeping you happy. You're really packing on the pounds.




yes... i gained 4lbs this week... but lost an inch in my waist....
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#87140 - 06/15/05 08:45 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Jeff Steward Offline
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This thread is gay.Can a mod PLEASE lock it.
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#87141 - 06/15/05 09:19 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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why jeff? its not the Jeff Steward appreciation thread?
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#87142 - 06/15/05 10:03 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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Monstar: have you seen that longshot thread?

Keiko: he shows it to me everyday.
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#87143 - 06/15/05 10:30 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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weather its good stuff or bad stuff... i thrive on it... it feeds the ego.
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#87144 - 06/15/05 11:25 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Sergio T. Offline
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[quoteDeep down inside, I always had a feeling Cleetus was no good.



He isnt. Not since last yrs. FF season.
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#87145 - 06/16/05 02:02 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
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Quote:

[quoteDeep down inside, I always had a feeling Cleetus was no good.



He isnt. Not since last yrs. FF season.





I told you - you better hope that you get a spot before me this year or else I'm taking your plan and drafting all Steelers
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#87146 - 06/16/05 03:01 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Kami Andrews Offline
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I would seriously look at strength of schedule when making that choice

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#87147 - 06/16/05 03:34 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

[quoteDeep down inside, I always had a feeling Cleetus was no good.



He isnt. Not since last yrs. FF season.





I told you - you better hope that you get a spot before me this year or else I'm taking your plan and drafting all Steelers



I ended up with the first pick last yr. I got Holmes, then he gets hurt and out for the season, bastard. Anyway, will the Herpes Infected Dogs,Smiling Arabs, or Doron's Demolition return?
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#87148 - 06/16/05 07:15 PM Fantasy Football '05
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Yeah I bet they will although Tony might have something else infected with Herpes as his team name by then

Maybe Kami would dip her foot in the water and play with the big boys- she sounds like she knows some football and there is no reason that chicks can't play with us too.
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#87149 - 06/16/05 07:31 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Kami Andrews Offline
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I won my last leauge

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#87150 - 06/16/05 07:36 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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So I hope that means you are in- it is a yahoo league which means it is free but you don't win anything except the title of xxxpt champ that Chico currently owns
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#87151 - 06/16/05 10:19 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
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Maybe Kami would dip her foot in the water and play with the big boys- she sounds like she knows some football and there is no reason that chicks can't play with us too.



Kami loved my Steelers background I had on myspace. She knows her shit. Look out
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#87152 - 06/16/05 10:20 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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So I hope that means you are in- it is a yahoo league which means it is free but you don't win anything except the title of xxxpt champ that Chico currently owns



Thats right, I own you bitch.
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#87153 - 06/17/05 12:26 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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alright knock it off...let's get back to the matter at hand...



...what's funny is that his finger is actually bigger.


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#87154 - 06/17/05 05:30 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Damn it Monstar- I wanted Rob to get pissed that he had to change the title of the thread back to longshot appreciation thread again
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#87155 - 06/21/05 01:57 AM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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No worries Cleeetus. Monstar cant keep changing the title forever.
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#87156 - 06/21/05 01:58 AM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Coochie Monster Offline
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I want in bitches. When's the draft?
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#87157 - 06/21/05 02:03 AM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Sergio T. Offline
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Cleetus set up the league last yr. He mentioned he'll do it sometime in July.
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#87158 - 06/21/05 03:12 AM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
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Quote:

Damn it Monstar- I wanted Rob to get pissed that he had to change the title of the thread back to longshot appreciation thread again



What's wrong with the thread title?
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#87159 - 06/21/05 06:28 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I want in bitches. When's the draft?





Good man Coochie . I probably make the announcement in the AWOP section of the board in july- the draft will be after that. If we draft too early a lot of our picks might get hurt in exhibition.

Jrv- i like your title but it still said Longshot and even bad publicity pleases him
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#87160 - 06/27/05 07:49 PM Re: Fantasy Football '05
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rickys back finz gonna kick ass this year pats steelers

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#87161 - 07/10/05 06:05 PM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Where the hell is Longshot? I guess he is serious about this wrestling business.
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#87162 - 07/30/05 12:54 AM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
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your damn right... i really havent had the time to post lately as im training 4 times a week at night and the rest of my time im shooting and editing.
I've been working hard... busting my ass, damn near shattered my ankle but managed to wrestle on it in its brace all week...
honestly its my monomaniacal goal right now.... the wrestling business is my passion...
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#87163 - 07/30/05 10:03 AM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Do you have any ideas on gimmicks yet?Character names, backstory? Well good luck Rob-even though you love the OC I still hope you can make in the biz and one day show up on raw/smackdown in some capacity dude
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#87164 - 07/30/05 01:16 PM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
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that would be cool... but i would almost prefer TNA... or Japan.

as far as my gimmick... it'll be the same gimmick i had in 1999.... myself... no not the "rob longshot" character that everyone in thisa business knows... but my own real true persona....
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#87165 - 07/30/05 05:02 PM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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aww comon rob! fuck all that we need a star wars wrassler! you could hit people over the head with a lightsaber.

(you are going to be a heel, right?)
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#87166 - 07/30/05 06:40 PM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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really... can you imagine as anything but a heel.
my natural distaste for mankind in general brightens up that path.
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#87167 - 07/30/05 07:36 PM Re: Longshot Depreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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it won't work you must try to be good now
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