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#87068 - 03/31/05 12:27 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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mmmmmm hate!

i wonder which imbittered person this is...
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#87069 - 03/31/05 12:32 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

mmmmmm hate!

i wonder which imbittered person this is...




I just don't see how anyone could hate this fuzzy little jedi


By the way Longshot, what was wrong with your dickeye?

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#87070 - 03/31/05 12:36 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
LOL, only one side of my face was smiling...

if i feel better and dont spend any more nights this week in a hospital with a machine making me breathe chemichals to open my passageways im gonna take my new promo pics... compare and contrast time...
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#87071 - 03/31/05 12:53 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
<begins Native American chanting ritual>
Ohhhhhh Mighty Malice! (lights begin to flicker)

Heed my Call. (chairs begin to move on thsir own)

Even though you have forsaken adding my beloved Michael Jackson dancing smilely, (blinds randomly open and shut)

I Implore you to use your powers fantastic and change Longshot's "Chronic Masturbator" title to:

Quote:

fuzzy little jedi





(glass vase shatters)

Ohhhh Great Malice ....be a pal.
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#87072 - 04/07/05 05:06 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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#87073 - 04/07/05 05:33 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
dood you made me cry.
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#87074 - 04/07/05 05:58 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

dood you made me cry.




yeah, a piece of my soul died as well...

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#87075 - 04/07/05 06:08 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

My God this is like shooting fish in a barrel






god damn you I can never unsee that

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#87076 - 04/07/05 08:46 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See I knew I could make a good porn star
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#87077 - 04/07/05 09:04 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

See I knew I could make a good porn star




Hell Cleet, even I might have a chance.
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#87078 - 04/07/05 10:07 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
"Living Legend"? More like "Little Legend". *rim shot*

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night.
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#87079 - 04/08/05 08:47 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

My God this is like shooting fish in a barrel






Someone should use that as their avatar.
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#87080 - 04/08/05 11:09 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Hypnocock Offline
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

Quote:

My God this is like shooting fish in a barrel







...please love me, Gag Daddy...

Someone should use that as their avatar.


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#87081 - 04/08/05 06:00 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
teaganfan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 153
Quote:

My God this is like shooting fish in a barrel






i think, this is the first time in my life i have truly questioned suicide..............

damn yooooooooooooou

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#87082 - 04/08/05 06:16 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
teaganfan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 153
hey longshot, question, how do you get that kickass avatar. thats bitchin man

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#87083 - 04/08/05 06:33 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

hey longshot, question, how do you get that kickass avatar. thats bitchin man




this one is better:




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#87084 - 04/09/05 10:40 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i used image ready and the original trailer...





and monSTAR... i love you... but... im gonna have to kill you...



it should be fuzzy little sith lord.
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#87085 - 04/25/05 10:49 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
fuckin longshot. leaves his lightsaber out when people are trying to take pictures.



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#87086 - 04/25/05 11:22 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
LIES... mine is red... that one must be keis... shes only kinda evil.
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#87087 - 04/26/05 01:08 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
at least someone appreciates me!



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#87088 - 04/26/05 01:52 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I appreciate you too Rob, especially your blog where you write complaining about your week and summarize the OC each week

How did this thread get off topic from talking about the legend Tom Byron and onto Longshot anyway
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#87089 - 04/26/05 02:48 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

I appreciate you too Rob, especially your blog where you write complaining about you week and summarize the OC each week




HE DOES WHAT!?!??!!??!?

where is it? i NEED to read that!

WOOHOO the longshot thread of doom is about to have an injection of new life!!!!
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#87090 - 04/26/05 04:15 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
It is his MySpace blog, of which i am a loyal subscriber
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#87091 - 04/26/05 04:41 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
never once have i summerized the OC, i only mentioned it when the ROTS trailer was gonna be on after.

point pleasent maybe.

my next blog entry is going to be about my afferming my commitment to satanism.

Hail Satan!
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#87092 - 04/26/05 04:51 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn it Rob, you don't want to admit to liking the OC here becauase it detracts from the darker image you want to cultivate but we are all friends here and we can admit to one another that we like crappy shows like the OC. I wouldn't be suprised if you went back and deleted all the OC references from your blog.
See I'll start it off and say that Katrina is my favorite OC character
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#87093 - 04/26/05 04:53 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
GOLD. Longshot Style:

"but when i go to go down on her... lets just say things went down hill from there... first it was like eating a dead fish... "
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#87094 - 04/26/05 04:55 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
"Currently listening:
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack "

i fuckin love this guy.
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#87095 - 04/26/05 04:56 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Did he get rid of the OC stuff?
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#87096 - 04/26/05 04:59 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

at least someone appreciates me!

[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/download.php?Number=91963[/image]





...and he thinks he's too good for Front Page...YOU SUCK, LONGSHOT!!
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#87097 - 04/26/05 05:06 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Did he get rid of the OC stuff?




yeah..that little jedi is a quick one.
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#87098 - 04/26/05 06:28 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Did he get rid of the OC stuff?




yeah..that little jedi is a quick one.




But he left the Sex and the City stuff, right?

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#87099 - 04/28/05 09:57 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I used rob for a vignette on monday and he did a kick ass job. he even contributed to the "prop" drug pile

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#87100 - 04/28/05 11:38 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i ALWAYS have "prop" drugs to contribute!
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#87101 - 04/29/05 03:36 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
pornloser78 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
hey rob is your rate still $150?
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#87102 - 04/29/05 03:45 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
the only thing i have ever done for $150 is a bj.....

would i do a scene for $150 if offered... yes, cause i love what i do... as long as it was going to be a hellish scene, something quick in/out with a girl i REALLY wannna work with... hell yeah, and if its a creampie you could even get me to go $125.... free if im really feelin the girl.
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#87103 - 04/29/05 04:15 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
I have an old ewok action figure, a half empty bottle of diet coke and $3.47 in mixed change. we good?

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#87104 - 04/29/05 04:30 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
whos the girl... if its a "private" thing for you i dont do that so you can just private message me with the details mister!
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#87105 - 05/01/05 08:42 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
pornloser78 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
your two replies have to be the fucking funniest shit ive ever read. it was sarcasm. i never thought anyone whould admit to having there rate so low. you just went from 150 a scene to nothing if the girls hot. lol@you
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#87106 - 05/01/05 09:20 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742

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#87107 - 05/03/05 06:13 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024

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#87108 - 05/07/05 06:30 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
yo rob.

i have been watching some of these fan made movies and they are actually pretty decent. i'm surprised you are not in them....

Link for longshot

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#87109 - 06/04/05 09:50 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Longshot the camera whore




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#87110 - 06/04/05 10:04 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Is that Torgo of Manos fame?
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#87111 - 06/04/05 10:19 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
im a sexy sexy man.
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#87112 - 06/04/05 10:28 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
you fucks only get 1 a day...i need to make these last until Erotica.

..oh fuck it. one bonus pic for today.

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#87113 - 06/04/05 10:50 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Love the coke nail.


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#87114 - 06/05/05 06:17 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Yeah, and he makes sure it's visible.
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#87115 - 06/05/05 07:51 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

Is that Torgo of Manos fame?






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#87116 - 06/05/05 09:33 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Love the coke nail.






LOL! CM you are funny! on a totally unrelated note:

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#87117 - 06/05/05 09:39 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Rob Longshot Picture of the day 6.5.05



Discuss



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