<begins Native American chanting ritual>
Ohhhhhh Mighty Malice! (lights begin to flicker)

Heed my Call. (chairs begin to move on thsir own)

Even though you have forsaken adding my beloved Michael Jackson dancing smilely, (blinds randomly open and shut)

I Implore you to use your powers fantastic and change Longshot's "Chronic Masturbator" title to:

Quote:

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fuzzy little jedi

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(glass vase shatters)

Ohhhh Great Malice ....be a pal.