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#86968 - 02/20/05 05:06 PM The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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"The Living Legend" Rob Longshot has returned to LA and is ready to start shooting again. Its good to be home, already have a few things booked and hopin to keep busy.
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#86969 - 02/20/05 05:23 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I thought Tom Byron was the living legend
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#86970 - 02/21/05 09:45 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
I thought it was Lexington Steele.

So so confusing ...

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#86971 - 02/21/05 09:56 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Byron, Lex... they aint got nothin on the "Living Legend" i.e, "The Hillside Hammer", "The Slammin Psycho" Rob Longshot.
Lets face it, i am the closest thing porn has to a rock star.
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#86972 - 02/21/05 10:24 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517

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#86973 - 02/22/05 12:45 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

"The Living Legend" Rob Longshot has returned to LA and is ready to start shooting again. Its good to be home, already have a few things booked and hopin to keep busy.




...a few things?....as in a fluffer for the Bukakkes?
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#86974 - 02/22/05 07:43 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:






As your attorney Gen, im going to refer you to a quote from the recently late Hunter S. Thompson to respond to those allegations...

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!"

now if you'll excuse me...

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#86975 - 02/23/05 12:33 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

Quote:






As your attorney Gen, im going to refer you to a quote from the recently late Hunter S. Thompson to respond to those allegations...

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!"

now if you'll excuse me...






Robbie,

Can I have your services as an attorney on retainer for free?...I'll even let you use Front Page 2000.
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#86976 - 02/23/05 02:40 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
front page is for fools....

wordpad for lyfe f00!
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#86977 - 02/23/05 03:33 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Quote:

I thought Tom Byron was the living legend




Nope, pretty sure Tom was 'The Icon'.

John Holmes was the 'Living Legend'.

And Rob is, well, I'm guessing Rob is stoned.

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#86978 - 02/23/05 11:24 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

front page is for fools....

wordpad for lyfe f00!




wordpad?....I thought you had the skills for notepad...llllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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#86979 - 02/23/05 12:59 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Lets face it, i am the closest thing porn has to a rock star.




*ahem*
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#86980 - 02/23/05 04:56 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
why are you a legend? Im not being a smart ass... i just never heard of ya and dont get it hehe.... then again im female...
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#86981 - 02/23/05 06:01 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
he sued the goverment over some bad meat.
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#86982 - 02/23/05 06:11 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#86983 - 02/23/05 07:33 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Mandy Taylor Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
Im a lost lil slutty girl *sigh*
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#86984 - 02/23/05 11:00 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
damn you monstar! your no rock star, im da only rock star in porn.

as for Mandy, if you want to know why im a legend... then we should work together sometime.
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#86985 - 02/24/05 08:35 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
a legend in his own behind
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#86986 - 02/24/05 12:30 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517

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#86987 - 02/24/05 02:25 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:






gen=evil clown?

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#86988 - 02/24/05 02:40 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Evil Klown Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:



gen=evil clown?





What's with all the gotdang curiosity all of sudden?

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#86989 - 02/24/05 03:06 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Quote:






Gen the fuckmaster! Thank God you´re back!
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#86990 - 02/24/05 11:26 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
it is good to be back, did my first two scenes back today. it was a fuckin awesome day, tore up some hot new 19 yr old, took a nap and nailed Nancy Vee.

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#86991 - 02/24/05 11:53 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

it is good to be back, did my first two scenes back today. it was a fuckin awesome day, tore up some hot new 19 yr old,




Pretty kool, man! ...so what was his name?
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#86992 - 02/25/05 12:13 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
if i hadnt said 19 i would have said you... since thats who i was thinking about the whole scene..

seriously though, it was Brandi May.
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#86993 - 02/25/05 12:18 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
I just met that chick @ the.F.O.X.E. Awards....redhead, right? nice body but she seemes kinda nuts.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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#86994 - 02/25/05 12:23 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
great body, easy to throw around and position... as for her being nuts... shes nuttier than a flight attendants stool. she did a good scene though and she was a great first scene back. a great first new victim of the living legend.
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#86995 - 02/25/05 01:18 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

and nailed Nancy Vee.



I haven't seen anything with her for years. I guess they never really retire...
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#86996 - 02/25/05 07:45 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
it was her first scene out of retirement.
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#86997 - 02/25/05 08:43 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Quote:



seriously though, it was Brandi May.




I´m sure she was a good start...


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#86998 - 02/25/05 08:44 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
More Brandi May...


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#86999 - 02/25/05 08:46 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
And my last Brandi May pic...


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#87000 - 02/25/05 11:24 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

as for her being nuts... shes nuttier than a flight attendants stool.




she would have to be to do a scene with ya...BBBOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHH!!!!!

somewhere little gen pandalanova is shedding a tear
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#87001 - 02/25/05 11:33 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
here she is...



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#87002 - 02/26/05 03:03 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
that would be her monstar my dear.
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#87003 - 03/07/05 10:18 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
yea my nose is shedding tears of its own, hah.

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#87004 - 03/10/05 01:01 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
heyclammy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 3
Rob

Why do they call you longshot? Is it your cumshot? If so, direct me to some of your best facials. Did you facialize Nancy or Brandi May?

clammy

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#87005 - 03/10/05 01:15 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i gave em both a great facial... especially bradi... her face was coated.

as far as my best load... i think my tops was in Oral Hygiene 2 from extreme... i gave the girl now known as Britney Rears a load so huge i truly think it was a record...
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#87006 - 03/11/05 03:51 PM Re: The Legend Returns!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

i gave em both a great facial... especially bradi... her face was coated.




Rob please post that picture again that popped up here a couple months ago. The one with you in the background of the pornwhore looking like one of Jerry's kids. That's how I'll always remember you.

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#87007 - 03/14/05 04:15 AM Re: The Legend Returns!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
aww that's good shit. i wanna see it too.

the one, the only in black & purple glory, winnah, straight sinnah, badass, lip service wearin, never swearin, glamrawkstaw, coffee shop friends xtra tv staw, JKP lovah, everyone's favorite eyeliner ladden MONSTAR!

and i so rawk.
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#87008 - 03/14/05 04:53 AM Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
don't trust this man.



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#87009 - 03/15/05 09:03 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
that pic is soooooo old
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#87010 - 03/15/05 10:13 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
lol, you looked like Pan
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#87011 - 03/15/05 10:18 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
well, a God is close to a legend... the statement stands.
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#87012 - 03/15/05 03:51 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

that pic is soooooo old





well it's not like there are pics of you all over the place. where is that one where you are pointing behind yourself?
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#87013 - 03/15/05 04:54 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
my faggy goth pic, check my ECE proflie... its prolly there.


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#87014 - 03/15/05 06:22 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

well, a God is close to a legend... the statement stands.



you would still need a little more beard and one of those little flute like instruments
When is that damn OC on?
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#87015 - 03/15/05 08:28 PM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
ok...i'm hard now.



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#87016 - 03/16/05 01:39 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
for cleet:



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#87017 - 03/16/05 02:28 AM Re: Longshot Appreciation thread
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
what no pictures from when i was singing Tainted Love?
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