Well fuck, what should one eat? By those standards my cum could remove paint.

I'm eating ice cream for breakfast right now. And not just any ice cream. It's Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Lava Funk or some shit.

What should one eat for good tasting cum? I take it steak, fried chicken, veal piccata, hot dogs, and cheese puffs are out of the question? What about those Philadelphia Cream Cheese Cheesecake Bars? Goddamn those things are heaven.