Catherine McKinnon, from the IDT blog:
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At one point, however, her righteous zeal became unhinged when she claimed that it was not possible to do deep throat safely, that it was a dangerous act that could only be done under hypnosis. "What's so funny?" she snapped as the audience rippled with mirth. Todd Graff's hand shot up - "I can do it," he said, and the room echoed with a chorus of gay men going "me too!" (Gigi Grazer - wife of Brian - later told Graff to stop bragging and that she could do it better than him and had the rocks on her fingers to prove it. Touché). But La McKinnon was not to be discouraged; she claimed that emergency rooms were filled with women victims of throat rape, not to mention the ones who hadnt even made it that far and had died in the act.



First of all, McKinnon's artistic endeavors are almost as poignant as Simp's. The only thing missing is "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?".

Secondly, I suggest a new video series called Throat Rape. Since the idea orginated with McKinnon, she should get a royalty check every month, something in the order of $0.01 per every 1,000 DVDs sold. Included with the check should be a running total of the number of women who have died so far making the video series. Also included with the check should be a description, by Simp, of any deaths that have occurred during the previous month, detailing all the pathos and horror as only Simp can, and telling exactly how it affected Simp's libido.

Just a suggestion.