First of all, McKinnon's artistic endeavors are almost as poignant as Simp's. The only thing missing is "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?".
Secondly, I suggest a new video series called Throat Rape. Since the idea orginated with McKinnon, she should get a royalty check every month, something in the order of $0.01 per every 1,000 DVDs sold. Included with the check should be a running total of the number of women who have died so far making the video series. Also included with the check should be a description, by Simp, of any deaths that have occurred during the previous month, detailing all the pathos and horror as only Simp can, and telling exactly how it affected Simp's libido.