Hi,
Owen, Iread your post talking to the hispanic couple. I thought it was a hoot! Here's mine (with a pic of the gentelman):

Don't think he likes me much

piper: hello
doris: hello
piper: how r u doing
doris: feeling lonely
piper: u really 68? u like younger men ?>
doris: depends sugar
doris: tell me about you
doris: age, height, etc?
piper: 26 5'9 220 brown hair and eyes
doris: 220 and 5'9''?
doris: are you a tubby?
piper: a littlel
doris: stretch marks?
doris: where do you live?
piper: near ***** Town
piper: u
doris: oh, you're in *********?
doris: near the ****** & ****** fwy
piper: yes
piper: cool
doris: um, stretch marks?
piper: no
doris: man boobs?
piper: no
doris: I like man boobs, but I'm twisted......
doris: I want to cut them off and drink them like coconuts.
piper: ok
doris: anyway, what are you up to?
doris: my soap is over already
piper: nothing .. looking for older women to play w/
doris: those always make me frisky
piper: what does?
doris: dear, I need to take my medicine, I'll be back in one minute.
doris: Soaps make me frisky
doris: the love scenes.
piper: o ok
doris: will you wait?
piper: yes
doris: back
doris: Wen Yi just gave me meds
piper: ok
doris: you been with an older woman?
piper: yes
doris: when?
piper: about 2-3 mo ago
doris: how old was she, was she any good?
piper: she was great... she was 72
doris: ooohh....you're a coffin robber, not that I should put down her age tee-hee
doris: where did you meet her?
piper: on here ...
doris: not many old folks on chat like me
doris: are you sure? I don't have time for games
piper: no not many at all
piper: im sure
piper: i love older women
piper: teeth??
doris: did you make love to her or did you fuck her raw?
doris: I have falsies
piper: she wanted me to just fuck the shit out of her
piper: cool
piper: she did too sucked me till i came twice
doris: was her vagina tight or a wide open space? us old folks get loose.
piper: she was loose
doris: sadly, I am too.
piper: thats ok
doris: do you have a pic?
piper: yes its at tazz******
doris: link please?
doris: oh, I see it
piper: ok
doris: are you Amish?
piper: no
doris: Russian?
piper: yes some
doris: ever make love to a woman your age?
piper: yes
piper: but like older
doris: is she a bi-sexual whore?
piper: no
piper: but i know some
doris: ok, let's do some quick role play to see if we're qualified?
piper: ok
doris: we meet at **** *****
piper: ok
doris: we go to a private room
piper: i lay u down and start eating your pussy
doris: no, not yet
doris: first I take off my wig and slippers
piper: ok
doris: you bring me milk and I give you some cookies that I made at home
doris: like my cookies?
piper: yes i do
doris: good, I lace them with Angel Dust and weed
piper: ok
doris: I've been doing this since '78
doris: you ok with Angel Dust?
piper: ya
doris: alright, so we eat cookies, drink milk and talk awhile
doris: what is your sweater size?
piper: ok
piper: xl
doris: I'll bring you a holiday sweater....
doris: I sew you know
piper: ok
doris: what would you want to do next?
piper: thats cool
piper: lay u back and start licking and eating your pussy
doris: ok
doris: will you douche me first?
piper: yes
doris: I'd hate to queef and have it smell
doris: ok, go ahead
piper: thenn have u suck me
doris: your tits?
piper: till i was rock hard
piper: then i would slip it deep in your pussy
piper: my cock
doris: wait, wait, wait
doris: you're forgetting a couple of things
piper: like ?
doris: first, my pussy is very loose and things fall out, kind of like a piggy bank turned upside down.
doris: so remeber to bring tin foil and a funnel, ok?
piper: what gonna do w/ that?
doris: you take the tin foil and wrap up my pussy kind of like a baked potato.
doris: get it tight
doris: put the skinny end of the funnel in me and turn me upside down, this way all the caca comes out.
doris: after that, remove the funnel and leave the foil
doris: this way I'm nice and tight
doris: ok?
piper: ok
doris: also, I want you to tell me you love me
piper: ok
doris: ok, go ahead hun
doris: continue
doris: hello?
doris: hello?
doris: I want to finish this

Doris,
Goddamn funny! Hard to believe these granny trollers are out there! Where are the normal bukkake freaks anymore?hehe

Very funny correspondence!

Coffin Robbers. That's fuckin' fantastic.