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Flower Tucci is not a fan of the degradation craze sweeping through porn. She prefers to aim for what is elevated in the human condition rather than pandering to the lowest common denominator. "One thing I don't like right now is that it seems that everybody is trying to push the limit. I've never done double anal and don't plan to. The biggest thing I haven't done yet is double penetration. I've only done it with toys. I'm not into all the degrading stuff -- stretching assholes. I review movies so I watch a lot of that stuff. I just don't like those kind of movies. I don't want to be a part of those kind of movies. Unfortunately, it is widespread in filming now, so I turn a lot of stuff down.

"The other thing I don't like in the business now is all the fuss about female ejaculation."

Flower holds that female ejaculation is not urine. "People aren't educated about it."

Why are our public schools doing such a lousy job educating kids about female ejaculation? This is why we need school vouchers so parents can send their kids to the schools that best teach ejaculation.

Flower: "I'm willing to go to a doctor or have it tested or be deprived of fluids or whatever it takes to make people believe in it."

Flower, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Flower, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Flower, there is female ejaculation. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no female ejaculation! It would be as dreary as if there were no Flowers. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in female ejaculation! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch your female ejaculation, but even if they did not see clear ejaculation coming down, what would that prove? The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

i love the "scholarship" of axel braun, that's the most irritating part of the internet--the proliferation of bad facts means it's impossible to be wrong. hey, more power to them if they make a living off of it. it's obviously a source of joy for fans of urine and being lied to.

basically, we don't know that much about the brain and we're getting there on those whacky, nitrogeny things you can't see. those things aren't the size of grapefruit(needed to hold the volume of the pixie-serum) and your brain doesn't shoot streams of fluid out of it. to suggest there's some secret dromedary-camel jizz-hump in women that nobody's ever found is comedy. hey, maybe it's just coincidence that chicks find this secret bottle of silly-string hidden in their wombs until needed to pay rent in porn.

Missy Monroe is the poster girl for female ejaculation.

btw, who gives a fuck what Flower Tucci thinks about anything?