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#86343 - 02/16/05 03:33 PM Special Monkey treat
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
as of Dec 1st I'm no longer aloud to use my bangs to hide my gynormous forehead!
do you have any songs that may mark this occasion.
I promise to take it like a man.

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#86344 - 02/16/05 06:45 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Monkey cannot be gone for real, right?

No friggin way.

He is just on vacation right? Like up in Whistler BC, north of Vancouver, Skiing, or sitting in a hottub sipping Grand Marnier while the theme from "A Summer Place" plays in the background...?????? Shit.....I guess I will have to find a new way to fulfill my court required substance abuse therapy.


*Sidebar to Kami* (Risking "fanboyism" by saying this)...whats with the forehead crap???? WTF???? In all honesty the only movie of yours I have seen was Feeding Frenzy 4 (but I have watched your scene in FF4 about 37 times ), and I thought it/you awesome. The chick's forehead is usually not something one focuses on, unless the forehead itself is getting plastered, as might happen in one of Brandon "A REALLY Bad Source of Porn" Iron's Baker's Dozen/Bushel of Bimbos/Peck of Pricks/Acres of Ass travesties.


Smile Girl!! You and your forehead are stars!!!
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#86345 - 02/16/05 08:29 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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whats with the forehead crap????



There's nothing wrong with Kami's forehead. But Monkey found a lever with which to bother her, and from that point Mokey did what Monkey does...

Monkey may in fact be annoyed for real this time, but he'll be back. Where else can he go?
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#86346 - 02/17/05 02:09 AM Re: Special Monkey treat
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:

as of Dec 1st I'm no longer aloud to use my bangs to hide my gynormous forehead!
do you have any songs that may mark this occasion.
I promise to take it like a man.




pavement baby

"darlin dont you go and cut your hair
don't you think it's gonna make things (change)
I'm just a boy with a new haircut
and it's a pretty nice haircut.....

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh"
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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#86347 - 02/17/05 11:55 AM Re: Special Monkey treat
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Her forehead is hot- but what is the significance of dec. 1st?
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#86348 - 02/17/05 02:36 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
nothing signifigant just the day i started growing my hair out.
the forehead thing never really bugged me... now outsider that drove me nuts

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#86349 - 02/17/05 02:43 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the ones that are totally unaware they're wrong and people hate them and keep going are the worst.
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#86350 - 02/18/05 01:23 AM Re: Special Monkey treat
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I like your forehead Kami, (among other things). Makes a good target
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#86351 - 02/19/05 04:47 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Rob called me the kid from Mask last night

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#86352 - 02/19/05 04:50 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
pull his Predator like hair next time he does that
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#86353 - 02/20/05 08:55 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Rob called me the kid from Mask last night






As a Teenager I used to beat off to Cher....until I saw that movie.
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#86354 - 02/20/05 11:09 PM Re: Special Monkey treat
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I did to. I loved Cher, my mom used to play gypsies tramps and thieves all the time, the thought of her dancing for money for all these strangers made me so wet.
I use her "Half Breed" in my Indian feature set

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