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I actually went to LA on the invite of CoffeeRon and Von Swine since I was in San Diego for work. If you call a weekend (less than 48 hours) a holiday/vacation, then sure I chose to spend my free time hanging out with friends that I made online. Excuse me that I don't make enough effort to demarcate my online/offline persona to the masses. My colleagues are well aware that I'd rather spend my time drinking, watching porn, and harassing random women I meet in bars than actually working. You talk as if I got something to be ashamed of with the porn.

Hey random dude, don't hate me just because you have to hide your kleenex. It seems obvious that we have crossed paths somewhere over on ADT whether it's the forums or chat. The difference between me and you apparently is that I don't have to hide behind some different nickname like random or adtrocks or adtapologist.

Here you go making all sorts of assumptions about me, talking shit about someone that most of this board doesn't even know, and then bitch that I am openly condescending to fucking dumbasses like you?

You can call me a fanboy what or whatever because of ADT. Let me be my condescending self and point out that ADT likes to snuff out any negative opinion on porn stars. Kami Andrews can vouch that I have my favourites and that sometimes it takes actually meeting the girl before warming up to them.

Which reminds me. I was hanging out with Gen Padova on the DVSX couch at the last day of the AVN Expo. I asked her if anybody from xxxpt had came by and said hi to her that weekend. When she said no, I cracked with a "I guess they're just too busy thinking they're that much cooler sitting at home behind their computers making fun of those who are actually here... or they're just poor."

You see you little random bitchboy. You epitomise the worst that this board has to offer. You just bitch and bitch out of ignorance and envy. You've been on this board what, a month, and there are people that embrace you simply because you can whine down to the level of AC Cream implicating that you are just another ADT reject.



To all you XXXPTers, I wrote this really fast and it's long-winded. You have been warned.

Morbid -

Nice to see you have a pair, albeit a small pair I’m sure. That’s generally the case with your kind.

First, I’ll get my apologies out of the way. I said if you had another reason for going to L.A. then “I’d really like to know”. Now I know you weren’t “technically” on holiday. So for that I apologize. You actually drove from San Diego to Porn Valley to meet male friends you met online. Nice. Spiffy. Your cool-factor just jumped a few notches.

“Hey random dude, don't hate me just because you have to hide your kleenex.”

This I just don’t get. What are you saying , that I feel the need to clean up after myself after I work one out? That I’m cautious enough not to leave my used masturbatory- remnants around for people to see? I’ll take this as a compliment.

“Here you go making all sorts of assumptions about me, talking shit about someone that most of this board doesn't even know...”

Here you go. Notice it has 618 views.

...then bitch that I am openly condescending to fucking dumbasses like you?

Don't flatter yourself, Sweetheart. I've never had an exchange with you. If I did, you'd know it and I'd be banned.

“Let me be my condescending self and point out that ADT likes to snuff out any negative opinion on porn stars.”

Fuckin’ duh. What does this have to do with anything? If what you’re trying to say is that the reason you don’t post anything negative is because ADT would quickly rid the board of it, then you could post harsh (read: honest) stuff here. But we all know you won’t do that. You have to be clean of sin when you face these lovely, righteous women on your yearly pilgrimage to Porn Mecca.

“Kami Andrews can vouch that I have my favourites and that sometimes it takes actually meeting the girl before warming up to them.”

Am I understanding this correctly? You have to meet a girl to appreciate jerking off to one of her scenes? You’ve got to be kidding me. I mean seriously, you jest, right? I’m almost at a loss for words. I’m just going to shake my head and move on because not saying anything about this says more than any combination of words ever could.

“It seems obvious that we have crossed paths somewhere over on ADT whether it's the forums or chat.”

Sorry, I can proudly say I’ve never been to ADT Chat. And as I stated in another, unrelated thread, I’ve only posted a handful of times on ADT, the reasons which should be abundantly clear by your contribution to this thread. I’ve never posted on anything other than porn related questions, whether it be asking for help or offering it. In fact, it’s been so long since I posted that I forgot my password.

I have read ADT for about a year though, so I’m quite familiar with your little gang over there.

“The difference between me and you apparently is that I don't have to hide behind some different nickname like random or adtrocks or ad apologist”

Random is the name I chose here because I couldn’t think of something as witty and insightful as MorbidThoughts. I dig the humor aspect, assuming it’s a double entendre. It’s supposed to be representative of a black, tortured soul tucked inside a soft, nerdy shell, right? Clever.

“You epitomise the worst that this board has to offer.

If I am among the worst on this board, which I‘m assuming falls under the category of anyone who participates in The Cage, then I am in fantastic company. These people are exactly why I’m here. I jerk off to porn. Nothing more. I don’t put porn stars on pedestals and I don’t willingly go out of state to congregate with them. Porn should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. Most people here get that. Those that don’t probably migrated from ADT or Jenna’s Board.

The Monkey Cage’s sole purpose is poltically incorrect entertainment. That’s all. It’s hard for me to even fathom that such thing as a P.C. Porn Board actually exists. It’s an oxymoron beyond comprehension. Porn is primarily a bevy of interesting/combustible people, and this place thrives on ridiculing those that willingly offer themselves up for such a razzing. Nicole Brazzle. Fayner. Nuff said.

“You just bitch and bitch out of ignorance and envy.

Envious of what? Seriously, did you even think before you typed this shit? What is it that you could possibly have that I would be envious of? Don’t forget, I read the other board frequently, I know way more about you than you know about me. I’ll leave it at that because even though this is great fun to me, I won’t cross certain lines.

Ignorance? What could I possibly be ignorant of? It’s porn you simpleton! Only the sane put as little thought into pornography as possible.

“You've been on this board what, a month, and there are people that embrace you simply because you can whine down to the level of AC Cream implicating that you are just another ADT reject.”

You can try your best to insult me all you want, but I have no control over what people think of me. I'm happy to say that the people who have expressed that they enjoy me being here are the same people that I enjoy reading.

As far as being an ADT reject, well to say that’s hilarious is a gross understatement. I know it’s been awhile since I posted, but are you actually implying that ADT recently acquired the same acceptance guidelines as an Ivy League School? No? I didn’t think so. If I wanted to, I’d email Steph, ask for my password, and start posting again. Or I could just register under a different name. That simple.

This is why you’re a sad, little man. You think your special, a part of some elite society because you’re a “senior member” on a porn forum that is as bland as caffeine-free diet coke. Congratulations dipshit, you’ve achieved greatness.

In closing, I didn't think I could dislike you any less. I was wrong. Your aureate reply to my post has confirmed for me, and hopefully others here, just how incredibly pathetic you are. Go fuck yourself. That's all.

Now for a disclaimer: I don’t hate everyone at ADT. There are some very interesting/entertaining people over there, some of which I would like to see over here because I know they would add a lot to this place. I say this because I don't want to cause an influx of what I will now refer to as "Morbiders" coming over to defend themselves unnecessarily.
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