I'm a biter, I know, but here goes:

Taylor Rain has a new website. Now this may not seem like a a big deal, and you're probably 100% right to think that, but take a close look at the page and you will notice some funny stuff.

1. She uses the word "Dawg" on her entrance page. I don't know why I find this funny, but I do.

2. Preview photos in the video section show Bandit, her smoking weed, and something every heterosexual wants to see, "Taylor sucks crooked cock on crooked lane" -- i.e the video of her sucking off Fayner

3. It says the site will launch on October 1st, a little under eight months from now. WTF?

4. It states that if you buy her new movie "Up In The Club" (God I hate that fuckin' title), you will receive two months free membership to her site... In eight months when it launches! Again, WTF? I get the promotion angle, but come on. Why not run this promotion closer to the launch date? I can already foresee the infinite amount of problems this "giveaway" will cause.

5. If you look, it doesn't show a preview of a potential message board. Bummer. Could you imagine the plethora of fodder that board could generate? If there is a fair and noble god, he will make the T.R. Message Board so.

Now onto...

This girl. Yep, She's baaaaaacck!

Who is this girl? I mean I know who she is -- Tricia Oaks -- but who is she really? Where did she come from? Who hires her? What videos has she been in? And most importantly, why do I care?

I'm morosely enthralled with this broad and I don't know why. I must know if my vision of her rising from the ashes of a trailer park burned asunder by a BBQ accident like a pale Phoenix to enter porn is accurate. Luke?

And last, the first addition to Random's Hit List: ADTer MorbidThoughts. Why is he on my hit list? Why not. Just look at him.

But seriously, who goes on a message board, for porn nonetheless, and reveals personal information about themselves. Taking pictures of yourself with your dick in your hand is one thing, but... Well, nevermind.

Here's what we know about Morbid:

1. We know what he looks like.

2. We know his name is Vihn.

3. We know he's a lawyer.

4. We know he lives in Houston.

If I was a malicious person, I would track down where this guy works and send emails to all his partners. But I'm not, so I hope one of you guys will do it.

Okay, that's all I have. My head hurts and I need to piss.