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can i have smelly monkeys room?

there is plenty to talk about...i will pick up the torch and run with pride down the road of stupidity and apathy. I alone will fight the good fight to berate and analyze others so that i can forget that i exploit people for monetary gain while contributing to the pathologies that will some day give birth to shame and resentment........we must all remember Hate can be fun!!!!! I will start.....Nadia Nyce got arrested for meth and just got out of jail........talk amongst yourselves



I'm hesitant to say it, but I think this dude is actually the closest thing we have to a replacement for the Monkey. It may seem a stretch to compare them, but if you look back through the history of the board, Monkey started off in a similar vein to this guy. Over time and with the creation of the cage, he evolved into the slightly tamer Monkey of today.

We have no shortage of smart, witty posters here. What made the Monkey different was his sheer unpredictabilty. One moment he would sound like an angry kid hurling random insults and making up all sorts of bullshit about people, the next he would display intelligence and wit which totally contradicted his previous behavior. I often wondered if he actually suffered from some sort of personality disorder.

No means yes still has to prove himself. He needs to learn how to turn off caps lock and ramp up his posting frequency dramatically to stand any chance of filling the Monkey's shoes, but in the unlikely event that Monkey does not return from his sabbatical, I think he could be a contender.

As James said: "dude, somehow within 48 hours you went from worse than a tapeworm to being entertaining."
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