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hes just really really naive, he doesnt mean any harm he just has no idea (like most fans) what the reality of all this is. But unlike most fans he has to pretend hes part of it. He's gonna be an agent and his girls won't do IR and anal? whatever.




With his frenetic search for Tera Patrick's lost publicity stunt--I mean, her missing dog--he's already got the Peter Grant part of the agent thing down.

Seriously, AC Cream as an agent? My God... I'm thinking about getting some of my clients to get out their pinkie rings, knock on his door and scare the living fuck out of him just for the hell of it.

"Hey, white bread, deres a street tax in dis city, you ain't payin'? Dats okay, you zip yer pants wit yer teet the rest of yer lifes."
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