damn you, although thanks for putting me on the list. this place has been fucking hilarious for the past 8-9 months. i've laughed, i've cried, i've watched it lure in the good and naive and turn them into the japanese/jewish-embodiment of hatred that is kyoto. i've seen hubris and wankus reduced to laughingstocks, arabs catching southern-belles-turned-streethookers red-handedly faking deaths of marines who never were. swami, sammura and the the lesbianic british-hydra of personalities desperatley screaming about child porn while sinking deeper into simian quicksand....

i'll keep it bookmarked to see if anything funny's happening, kinda like the dog that keeps going home when the owners died in a plane crash months ago at the hands of kyoto. this industry has too many sociopaths, conmen, blowhard simpletons, and basic cartoon-characters to not show up to join in taunting them from time to time. there hasn't been much to talk about or any particuarly new potential swamis to prey on. porn is boring if treated respectfully and thoughtfully. discussing it intellectually is a joke. most of us have to be careful, PC, and considerate when we want to point at someone and laugh or kick them in the nuts for the majority of our adult lives and don't feel like doing it when we're not getting paid for it. and it ends up being funny. it's not going to be a peaceful, quiet diaspora if this place slows down--it'll be more like a diseased cell rupturing, spilling its viral contents forth to attack healthier pastures. it'll be like someone put strobe lights and disco balls in a cave full of bats, and poor adt's the house right next to it. i won't make this a pity-party, hopefully people keep the spirit of the cage going or at least tell us if they've found greener pastures and where they are(bornyo, are you still stalking AC on chatrooms?).

i'll admit it's daunting thinking about replacing the gaping void the size of bjfan's bunghole that exists in my life right now. there's obviously going to be some kinda post-traumatic stress-disorder for a while, after that i'll move on to some weak subsitution for that great "punching the handicapped" feeling that warms my heart whenever i'm here.