Well, the trailer for Britney Rears is up on the website, along with a long play version of Britney Rears Theme Song ("I Wanna Get Laid") and it's even more hysterical than the teaser led me to hope for it to be. You can find the song and the trailer at http://britneyrears.com. I'm also hearing buzz that there will be a huge signing campaign to follow. I'm just hoping they have swag involved, because some day everyone with that swag will make a killing on Ebay.

I'm really excited after a friend in the know told me that the virgin release by ArchAngel will be hitting the shelves very soon. I'm a very anxious Domme, because their first
release is The Vampire Chronicles! I am a sucker for those Vamps! Could my little unbeating heart hope for maybe a premier at The Gate or someplace equally Gothic and Macabre?:[

Smash pictures is putting out something for the fans of Showtime's Family Business - Bishop will take on the real live, sexy comedy and drama of Blind Sex Dates #3. You know that there's nothing more interesting than watching people be humiliated by the opposite sex while trying their best to impress that other. Well. . . Other than being the one doing the humiliating, but I digress. I think I'll have to add it to my guilty pleasures shelf and pull it out on those days when I need to feel a little more superior than everyone else.

More News From Porn Valley later!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs,
LadyB

I hear that Howard Stern spoke of Miss Britney Rears on his show today, yet again. Why do I always seem to miss the show when he brings up my favorite "silly porn idea that works" of 2005.

Funny, I thought that Porn Stars From Mars would take that title. . . .

Anyways - I'd love to hear what the conversation was about this time. All I got from my SO was that he heard something about materbation with her picture, and then his clock radio battery went dead.

IMO its the worst song i have every heard and a crappy voice to top it.... Gah im still gagging thinking about the thing

Wasn't Britney Madison once Britney Speers? Or something?

No clue but its the cheesiest bubbly load of crap i have seen/heard in my humble opinion anyways

hehe im on a sassy roll tonite

LOL yep - unfortunately, it's so bad that it's stuck in my freeaking head like It's a Small World.

I don't know what happened to Britney Speers. But Britney Rears was once Jessica Sweet.

I cant stand rears... to bubble gummy and annoying