Gotta get it out somehow, why not here and why not now?. Lets go

* ive got a cold and sound like al pacino, and i promised myself that if i ever sounded like al pacino that i would over use the phrase ' cause she's got a great ass, and you've got your head allllllllll the way up it'. So i have and the sad thing is this is true, and i actually made a promise to myself that if i ever sounded like him i would after seeing heat, very sad, not as sad as taking pictures of my penis in grandpa underpants in a dim lit room, i guess i can take comfort in that.

* If jamie foxx wins the oscar for ray do you think that the repackaged dvd of booty call will put it on the front, starting tommy davidson, vivica a fox and oscar winner jamie foxx?.

* Why isn't jeff trying to sign ashton moore , then convincing her to break a 2 year dick ban to fuck monkey on film. I think if i was given the option to fuck ashton and natasha dolling but it ended my engagement i would do it. Why am i getting married, i don't want to get married, i either have to find a way to die or find a way to break it off,

* Who takes over lukeford when fayner dies?. I kinda want to know

* pariah has made my top 5 list of people i want to blow , with garfield, ben english, swami and that jenna fan boy that had all the stars i complained about, fire something.

* How can anyone fuck james brown?, i mean i knows its james brown but jesus christ, how

* Why do people do stupid things with their penises, i mean we all know we only have one and its sensitive, what inspires people to put it in danger, why why and why.

* cause shes got a great ass, and you've got your head alllll the way up it

* butter face, lol omg butter face. Why would anyone sign up to do that? , for real. I mean even meatholes girls would turn that down. Butter face, LOL

* Cage has been garfield free for about 2 weeks, and i really don't miss him, i miss bishop and chico "woman beater" T more so, and kyoto, but garfield and willem dafoe girlfriend can go fuck themselves.

* im pretty sure smartt has aids, in his picture you can see it, the marks, etc. im almost certain that smartt has aids, there is a god.

* ive seen stills of 2 of kami's scenes and the look on her face on both has me crying with laughter, it just looks unlike any other expression by any porn star ever, its really funny and a little scary at the same time.

* what ever happend to nelly furtado?

* black people still suck