What the hell is going on over at Kerkove-land? Why in the hell is Bridgette Kerkove, the queen of double ass fucking, now starting to 'priss' up her scenes? If some little sweetie like Missy Monroe wants to squirt/piss during her scenes, she should be applauded not told to stop. I don't get this new attitude from Bridgette. You'd think she would be encouraging such behavior... What, is she hoping to tap into the Jenna Jameson 'priss porn' market now?
Me thinks, too much time spent at ADT is starting to fuck with the Kerkove's heads. Making them soft!
From adultfyi.com;
No Salad Tossing, No Squirting
"Missy's an anal warrior"
--Gene Ross
Porn Valley- There's no crying in baseball, and there's no pissing in porno unless it's a sanctioned piss. And that was pretty much the law laid down by Bridgette Kerkove on her shoot Saturday afternoon - an anal movie titled Skin #2, for Metro.
Missy Monroe was doing the last scene of the day with Mark Wood who appeared to be struggling a bit. Wood had just worked a couple of hours earlier with Brooke Haven and Isabel Ice. Which, under ordinary circumstances, is a daunting assignment where most men might be concerned.
Except the way Monroe was dispensing the Marilyn Monroe sexual charisma, Arthur Miller would have been busting a nut then and there, no questions asked. And he's dead, now. In fact, it was Missy Monroe who asked Wood just before the cameras got rolling if he was ready to sodomize her "little asshole" indicating she was better than good to go.
Except it was Missy, a woman who's figured out how to squirt in recent months, who let the first one fly, not Wood. The fact that Monroe's unannounced gush landed on Patti Rhodes' couch might have been the cause for the moment that prompted Kerkove to stop the scene. Monroe looks at Kerkove and says something to the effect that she can't stop these things from happening. To which Kerkove is telling Monroe, sell that to someone who hasn't done as many scenes as Kerkove.
"You didn't do that the last time you worked for me," Kerkove tells Monroe. The crew guys are sensing headlines on Adultfyi. Jim Powers looks at me. I look at Jim Powers. Powers looks at his guy, R Dog. Wood is looking at his dick, and Monroe's looking at Kerkove telling her, "I can't have sex without cumming."
On Otto Bauer's set earlier this week there was pissing like no tomorrow, but Bridgette is telling Missy this is tomorrow and she doesn't want it to be a squirting scene. From the looks of things, Monroe's now looking to turn this thing into the sequel to The Crying Game. Powers seems to recall Bridgette issuing some other edict one time against salad tossing. I didn't get the whole story on that one but it sounds like Ben Bratt was involved.
Missy next does the high heel stomp off, her cute ass wiggling against her one-piece lavendar bathing suit, Kerkove yelling at her that she's got a minute to pull it together. "Calm the fuck down," Bridgette's telling Monroe. Monroe returns, her tears aiding and abetting an unrecorded Best Acting performance. This is priceless shit. The exchange continues, something, again, about Missy peeing on the couch, Missy continuing to talk past Kerkove which is the way Bridgette is wording it.
"I'll try my hardest not to cum," Missy tells Bridgette, and damn if that didn't have a sarcastic ring to it. Missy then does another high heel stomp off for Foley effect. Bridgette tells her she's got 30 seconds this time. Sniffling, Missy proceeds to levitate the floorboards with her yelps and screams. The fact that it's actually part of the scene makes it that much better. Mark Wood, who looks like he's been in a barroom brawl with John Wayne, taps into his spare tank of man juice and puts the movie to bed.
"She's an anal warrior," Power says, quite approvingly, of Missy. And I have to agree on one point. She does have a cute little asshole.
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