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you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.

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LOL i missed this at first, i guess the rage of seeing bjfan's 3/4 cheesy smile in his avatar just below it blinded me to this post earlier. God i hate bjfan. i want to beat him with a lead pipe until his bones feel like warm soup then leave him in the middle of a busy highway.