you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits