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#85864 - 02/13/05 03:19 AM monkey's People with dark clouds over their souls
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Heres my list of the top 3 people with dark clouds over their souls, these people aren't quite right, you know they are hiding something, you can see the dark cloud over their soul, the dead look behind their eyes and their desire to do whatever it takes to make sure whatever it is they are hiding never comes to light, this is of course inspired by catalina's recent luke ford interview so lets get started.



1. Catalina: This is a no brainer, anyone that read her interview knows she is trying to hide a big bad dark secret or maybe even a few. Considering she is more then happy to share with the world all the nasty things max does to her you know whatever she is hiding is going to be very disturbing, yet we hunt for the truth not for us, but for her, for her benefit.

2. Corey Feldman: I have a feeling whatever he is hiding happened soon after stand by me, why you ask?, i have no idea i just feel thats when whatever happened happened, it turned him, granted it corey feldman a person who makes a lingering, wet fart stench appear more welcoming sight then to see him again its still something that needs to be brought up.



3. bjfan: Anyone that has read here knows it, there is something seriously wrong with him, the desire he feels to show his penis to people, the poses, the weird print art pictures of himself in his avatars, but he is the 3rd on the list because he's problem is a little more obvious, closet fag who was the neighborhood fuck toy for child molesters seems to fit the mold.

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#85865 - 02/13/05 08:50 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their souls
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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the desire he feels to show his penis to




Actually, let the record reflect I have posted my penis one time. While monkey has posted it 6 times. Whose the closet fag??

I think monkey was the kid who sat at the end of the lunch table in high school and flirted with the fat ass lunch ladies.

But now, he's a "Matt Drudge type" Internet wannabe with the Monkey Cage, but with much less power, influence, and audience...
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#85866 - 02/13/05 10:22 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.
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#85867 - 02/13/05 10:32 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.




No, I just said that I would give him occasional handjobs in exchange for him looking the other way when I would fuck the hot young slut English subsitite in his janitor's room.
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#85868 - 02/13/05 05:52 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Actually, let the record reflect I have posted my penis one time. While monkey has posted it 6 times. Whose the closet fag??

I think monkey was the kid who sat at the end of the lunch table in high school and flirted with the fat ass lunch ladies.

But now, he's a "Matt Drudge type" Internet wannabe with the Monkey Cage, but with much less power, influence, and audience...






wow , not only did i touch a nerve i ripped it open for all to see. (daddy bjfan) (infant bjfan)
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#85869 - 02/13/05 07:08 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Posts: 339
monkey?? I mean, dad??
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#85870 - 02/13/05 07:58 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

monkey?? I mean, dad??






if i was your dad a murder/suicide would've been on the cards years ago, not to mention that i have no desire to fuck you, beat you with a sack full of nuts and bolts YES, but fuck you, ill pass.
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#85871 - 02/13/05 08:04 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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not to mention that i have no desire to fuck you,




So, why the obsession with my dick and balls you keep posting? Penis envy? Those who keep someone's genitalia on the computer.....do so for a reason. I can't wait to see your Christmas cards this year....
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#85872 - 02/13/05 08:04 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.





LOL i missed this at first, i guess the rage of seeing bjfan's 3/4 cheesy smile in his avatar just below it blinded me to this post earlier. God i hate bjfan. i want to beat him with a lead pipe until his bones feel like warm soup then leave him in the middle of a busy highway.
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#85873 - 02/13/05 08:07 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Quote:

So, why the obsession with my dick and balls you keep posting? Penis envy?





your penis is nothing to write home about and the fact its attached to the same body as your face does less for its already low appeal.
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#85874 - 02/13/05 08:08 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
dad...quit abusing me!!!! I'll get CSS after you!!!
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#85875 - 02/13/05 08:09 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
Quote:

your penis is nothing to write home about




You have penis Envy!!! That's why you keep posting it!!! I love it!!!
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#85876 - 02/13/05 08:10 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Penis Envy!!! I love it!!!






Denial, its even better.
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#85877 - 02/13/05 08:11 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
Who posts whose dick all over this board?? I think we hold this truth to be self evident!!! LOL
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#85878 - 02/13/05 08:14 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Who posts whose dick all over this board?? I think we hold this truth to be self evident!!! LOL





i do it to embarrass you, but im starting to work out that its hard to embarrass someone that doesn't have shame.



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#85879 - 02/13/05 08:16 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
Quote:

i do it to embarrass you,




Ummm....gee dude, if I was embarrased about it, I wouldn't have posted it in the first place way back when.

I think we all know the REAL reason you keep posting it:

monkey's fantasy of bjfan

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#85880 - 02/13/05 08:17 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Ummm....gee dude, if I was embarrased about it, I wouldn't have posted it in the first place way back when.





well im telling you from one homosexual to another that you should be embarrassed.
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#85881 - 02/13/05 08:19 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
Why? Who the fuck knows who I am in real life anyway from this board??

Unless my fiancee saw this pic, no one on Earth would know it's me.

I'll send you an autographed copy though as you have requested...
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#85882 - 02/13/05 08:26 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
For my #1 fan:






Attachments
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#85883 - 02/14/05 03:07 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This thread has done nothing to make me a better person. I think I'll quit reading it.

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#85884 - 02/14/05 04:59 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

you flirted with jose, the janitor with the glass-eyeball by showing him your erect penis and threatening to call the INS if he wouldn't wrap his mouth full of crooked mexican teeth around it.




If only the board would allow a sig this long.

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#85885 - 02/14/05 06:56 AM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
Quote:

This thread has done nothing to make me a better person.




I have failed then....
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#85886 - 02/14/05 08:49 PM Re: monkey's People with dark clouds over their so
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
Corey feldmans dark soul has morphed into its own waste of space.....Wankus.
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