the guy's a little lacking in insulting epithets, i'll give you that. but you've got the fact his last name=female pubic hair to work with, which isn't nearly as cool as a huge birthmark on his forehead but better than coming up with something for gorbachev or other totally-unfunny names.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits