(this scene repeated all over the Bay Area / Silicon valley Clinics and Doctors' Offices, and Porn Valley)


<Impaired 'Doctor' holding prescription pad>

"Well My dear, you have Tonsilitis. You complained that you were having trouble deepthroating, so I recommend you take these percocets and Valiums I am going to prescribe, then come back in a week and we will see if they allow you to deep throat any better. Does that sound acceptable to you?"

<clueless, self-loathing bimbo on the verge of addiction>

"Oh sure. {giggles} Thank you so much, you are so nice. {giggles some more}"

<pill Pushing Quack>

"Before you go let me check your rectum to make sure the tonsilitis hasn't spread. You may need some Ritalin for that...."

<Bimbo>

{smiles agreeably} "Ok"