i'm not smart enough to figure out how to make this a poll, but the rumor about nacho not being able to read more than a few hundred words in any language is easy to believe given his ability to speak using only solecisms then sticking his tougue out.

the most scandalous part is he was tricked into signing into virtual slavery for the next three years of his contract, calling for him to make less than $20,000 in total. does anyone doubt this?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits