hey, i did add the "unless you're the 'screech'..." provision. who would admit the following? you're right though, this guy triggers some deep hazing instinct that almost dares one to make him cry and, bladder willing, urinate in his earhole.

-best kwreed kwote ever-no wonder he's got issues
"I had too many years with sports teams in grade school, high school and college. The older guys trying to piss on younger dudes while we took group showers. Hairy bastards, when my chest had no fuzz. I wasn't as tough or large, I went home stinky and my parents would complain why I didn't take a shower after practice."

it made me feel a sense of fleeting pity, then gratitude that this social outcast didn't pull a columbine. then i laughed and wished he was there to point at and taunt while i kept laughing.