Here is something that the monkey and I have been working on. Due to lack of funds we had to use his girlfriend.
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LOL, if you haven't seen this clip you HAVE to see it. Its simone taking a piss shot but the stuff that happens before it is piss your pants (no pun intended) funny. Pissing dude is negotiating with her while she is on her knees waiting for the shot, he is like open your mouth , she gives a look like i don't think so, he then says come on give it a try, her face remains the same, so he digs deep and goes theres an extra 200 if you do, her face lights up and she says " i don't have to swallow , right?" OMG LOL. then some dickhead is doing something to the piss guy that pisses him off all the while she is still there holding her hair waiting for it, it goes for about 2 minutes before he does but you know for her it seemed like an hour, it must of been like those death row people making the long walk when its their time to fry, you know its coming, you don't want to do it, you feel weak and sick but you can't avoid it. Granted she is in the upper section of b grade porn stars its quite surprising to see, and when she says start here then go there and they are going back and forth on where he goes and when, its like porno version of some horrid mainstream actress asking a washed up director taking the job to pay the bills what her motivation for the scene is and him wanting to blow his brains out. You have to see it, for the sake of comedy.

I want to see a whole video of just those reprobates talking the whores into humiliating themselves. It's better than the actual pissing. Something to show the grandchildren.

<<...Sitting in the back corner of Starbucks at SJ International this morning, trying not to laugh/choke as I watch this clip on my laptop, while my 2 nerdy interns debate Play Station 2 "Shades of Rome" features....>>

There's nothing better to enjoy a large Latte by than such a scene as this, gives me a NEW appreciation of the Diuretic impact of Coffee. At least now my nightly hallucinations of Melissa Milano Getting Pissed on will have company, nothing like variety for the Jaded Polluted Reluctant Pervert. Good Job, Monkey & Pariah.

Many random thoughts come to mind:

1) Economics of Pissing .... The extra 2 hundred the dude offers, was that "spur of the moment" or based on a sliding scale of pre-existing incentive rates for reluctant-yet-still-strung-out chicks?

2) Noticing the chick is not in the tub, my thoughts fast forward to several hours later, when the Pissmop crew vacates the room, and the motel Maid/Cleaning Lady from Guadalajara enters to find the puddles of piss and pissy-towels on the floor and grabs her crucifix around her neck and recites her favorite Santeria incantation as she reaches for the "Mr. Clean Floor Tile & Bowl Cleaner".

3) Speaking of the Motel, I wonder if that is a possible Marketing Strategy for the establishment? If they added a "Pissmops Shot Here" blurb to there brochures and website, would that exploit a potentially overlooked niche?
<*Note to self*: When we return from trip, ask Nerdy Intern #1 to research Traveling/Lodging tendencies of white single overweight males between 39-48 yrs old who have a family history of Prostate Problems/Cancer and Bedwetting. University of San Francisco Urology should have that info, I know the head Professor's Secretary's Brother, he is a pissmops fan>

4) On the chick's reluctance to open her mouth/swallow: Remembering a cryptic conversation I had almost 8 yrs ago with a R.N. I was dating at the time, she refused to swallow cum, and as professional/spiritual/moral reinforcement she pointed out to me that, in Westernized societies (i.e. US & Europe, where parasite infections are rare) it is actually SAFER for someone to swallow urine than semen.... not that semen is terribly unsafe, but still. I never would have remembered that if not for this thread....

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I want to see a whole video of just those reprobates talking the whores into humiliating themselves. It's better than the actual pissing. Something to show the grandchildren.

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Agreed, sort of. Its a lot more interesting to see what happens off camera to get to that point.

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2) Noticing the chick is not in the tub, my thoughts fast forward to several hours later, when the Pissmop crew vacates the room, and the motel Maid/Cleaning Lady from Guadalajara enters to find the puddles of piss and pissy-towels on the floor and grabs her crucifix around her neck and recites her favorite Santeria incantation as she reaches for the "Mr. Clean Floor Tile & Bowl Cleaner".

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LOL i thought the same thing, and the guy pisses a lot he is the peter north of the urination scene.

I am surprised the chick didnt make demands or negotiate on what the guy-pisser had to drink before the actual pissing...

<chick/pissmop> "Like okay, if you drink 2 REALLY REALLY big glasses of water or gatorade before you piss, I will open my mouth."

<Dude/pisser> "Look, I'll throw in an extra 150 and I am just gonna finish drinking this large 7-11 Coffee (black, no cream or sugar), okay bitch?"

<chick> *huffs* "Fine, but I am NOT swallowing and my mouth will only be 40% open...."

<dude/pisser> *Angrily, to Production assistant* "Fuck, go get me that can of Penzoil, I cant stand this twat."

I wondered how he could hold it. When I gotta go, I gotta go. If she didn't take the 200.00 offer within 3 seconds she'd have taken that for free. There have been times I would have paid more.

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<chick> *huffs* "Fine, but I am NOT swallowing and my mouth will only be 40% open...."

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it was seriously like that, she said not all the way open, i was sure if he could hold it any longer she would've cracked out the exact distance and time her mouth is open till and for.

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I wondered how he could hold it. When I gotta go, I gotta go. If she didn't take the 200.00 offer within 3 seconds she'd have taken that for free. There have been times I would have paid more.

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Yes, he should've just done a sneak piss attack, midway talking about it just gone, catch her off guard. Ohh my fucking eye, AWWWWHHH it hurtssssss.

BTW, just how are you and pariah related? I think I missed that somewhere.

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BTW, just how are you and pariah related? I think I missed that somewhere.

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Half brother

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LMFAO "Sneak Piss Attack"

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